Meet Ivan the Terrible, a Pomeranian chubster who is not gonna let carbs get in the way of his dreams. Or in the way of his anything. Basically, he will eat all the carbs and then ten minutes later he will hoist himself into an upright position and flounce off, jaunty Christmas scarf flapping behind him.
Side note: That is me at the beach, trying to get up when my boyfriend brings out the Otter Pops. I will motivate hardcore if Strawberry Short Kook is involved.