"Oh, man. Do I look like a keener? Cause I was a keener. I'm not sure if my Sally Jessy Raphaels teamed with a desperate hand in the air made for 'cute lil' scholar' or 'mrs. krabapple-itis.'

Anyway, I'm a fan of the outfit. Who doesn't love a giant bib paired with an 'i love you' pin (which i still have, btw) and of course, the glasses (i later graduated to a black pair). Tell Slut Machine I'll go tradesies for some orange polish or maybe Rich J. Oh yeah, so this is grade 2, 1988... Bridgewater, Nova Scotia. Holler." -- Wendy