Reader: Spydriana Year: 1988 Location: Dearborn Heights, MI

    "I was enrolled in Miss Maryanne's teen jazz dance class
    at the Dancers' Studio in Dearborn Heights, MI. I was the classic anti-ballerina cliché – the girl with two left feet, the girl who sashayed into the dancer next to me and twirled in the opposite direction from the rest of the group. Our recital song was "Hourglass" by Squeeze. I don't need to tell you any of this. The picture really says it all."