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Says bridal party survivor "Wooter": "This would be the post-wedding picture of my dress. The color was 'banana yellow.' The best part was, the bride called me up all excited because she was letting us wear any style we wanted. Which, for a busty girl like me, is quite appreciated. Then she said 'ANY style! It just has to be banana yellow.' I started laughing because I thought she was joking. In the grand scheme of dresses, it's not the most horrible, but what makes this picture great is that throughout the night, 2 friends spilled wine on me, I got gravy on another part of the dress, and then I got orange car paint on it when we were decorating the bride and groom's car. By the end of the night, it was a royal mess, and in the proud tradition of all drunken bridesmaids, I tore that shit off and left it laying on the hotel bathroom floor while I went and got wasted with the groomsmen. Huzzah."











