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    The bride? Gorgeous! The bridesmaid? Bitter to be wearing Pepto Pink! She says: "We went bridesmaid dress shopping in Chicago and tried on numerous black, full length Vera Wang dresses and all looked stunning in them. The bride couldn't make up her mind so we went to one last shop before finishing and one girl (as a COMPLETE joke) tried on a neon pink, strapless, tulle skirt dress. As the other bridesmaids chuckled the bride gasped with joy and asked us all to try it on. Sure enough, 2 months and close to $400 later, I was dressed in this monstrosity doing my damnedest to get as drunk as possible, as quickly as possible, to forget that I was wearing something in this horrific shade of pink (note: I do not, nor have I ever, been a 'pink' girl). I originally thought all my other college roommates liked the dress but was quick to learn that they too all loathed being dressed like a Pepto Bismol campaign. We spent the whole limo ride (after pictures) to the reception trying to spill champagne on our dresses so we could change. It didn't work, those things were indestructible! I truly love my dear friend (the bride), but that dress now serves as the drunken laugh getter. Around 4 am on Saturday nights I've been known to put it on and run around the apartment in a tiara. No end of beautiful!"


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