I actually laughed out reading of this poor girl's plight: "I had to buy that dress sight unseen and never having tried it on. When it arrived (10 days before the wedding no less) it was too late to have it significantly altered. The mother of the bride spent over half an hour pinning me into it so that it would be 'less scandalous.' To this day, that dress is affectionately referred to as the 'boob dress' and people STILL comment on it: 'Remember XXX and YYY's wedding when you boobs were all over the place??' Yeah, and I have the picture to prove it."