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			<title><![CDATA[Female Philosophers Object To Sketchy Job-Interview Parties]]></title>
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				At the nationwide philosophy conference where most new hires in the field are made, a cocktail party called "the smoker" is part of the hiring process. And some philosophers, especially women, would prefer that evaluation of job candidates take place in a less boozy environment.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5867298/female-philosophers-object-to-sketchy-job+interview-parties" title="Click here to read more about Female Philosophers Object To Sketchy Job-Interview Parties">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 12 Dec 2011 15:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna North]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Philosopher Unsure If The True Self Is Gay]]></title>
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				If there's one news story that it seems like we'll be able to rely on until the end of time, it's that of the "evangelical Christian/religious conservative who is secretly gay." Just a few quick examples, off the top of the internet's head:				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5809577/philosopher-unsure-if-the-true-self-is-gay" title="Click here to read more about Philosopher Unsure If The True Self Is Gay">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 10 Jun 2011 14:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				A group of philosophers say serial sexual harassers routinely advance and prosper in their field, and official university methods are ineffective at stopping them. Their solution: "informal shunning."				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5787263/philosophy-profs-propose-shunning-sexual-harassers" title="Click here to read more about Philosophy Profs Propose &quot;Shunning&quot; Sexual Harassers">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 30 Mar 2011 18:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/29/science/29grene.html?ref=todayspaper">Marjorie Grene</a>, a scientist instrumental in creating the study of Philosophy of Biology, has died at 98. Dr. Grene was the first woman to get a volume in the "Library of Living Philosophers" series. [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/29/science/29grene.html?ref=todayspaper">NYT</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5190536/rip-marjorie-grene" title="Click here to read more about R.I.P. Marjorie Grene">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Yo, I'm sorry, but people of the internet, stop instant messaging me about my job and <em>go read Drudge!</em>. There are <a href="http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24070088-13762,00.html">ALIENS</a> out there, and world governments have systematically been covering it up for sixty years, and it is no longer just Dennis Kucinich and Jimmy Carter saying this but <a href="http://www.edmitchellapollo14.com/">A GUY WHO WALKED ON THE MOON</a> who was not Neil Armstrong but, you know, Neil Armstrong believes in Jesus, they said so this time I went to Israel, and if you believe in Jesus you tend to disbelieve in aliens. ANYWAY, the point is, who is this guy? Just Edgar Mitchell, PhD. born in 1930, who just told an English rock radio station (huh? not the point! he'll be on <em>Larry King</em> next week so you can BELIEVE THEN) that <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roswell_UFO_Incident">that Roswell flying saucer was real</a> and that he has seen aliens:				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5028738/why-dont-more-chicks-believe-in-life-on-other-planets" title="Click here to read more about Why Don't More Chicks Believe In Life On Other Planets?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The economic crisis is driving college students like the stud in the picture to <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/06/education/06philosophy.html?em&ex=1207713600&en=6690d92b7d7470f8&ei=5087%0A">seek degrees in philosophy.</a> "That whole deep existential torment...It's good for getting girlfriends." Hey, how come <em>my</em> existential torment never got me laid? And philosophy, why no chicks in that field? (Wait, I bet the fact that I am already bored with myself for even thinking to write another "look, another ugly gender double standard REARS ITS SINISTER HEAD!" post might lead us to an answer!) Anyway, Jessica agreed with me that dudes aren't into existentially tormented girls. "No, they're not. They're into ethereal girls. They don't want anyone to steal their ego-thunder and existentially tormented women have their own ego thunder to contend with. They like those retarded floaty types." But then I asked the dudes. Turns out they have <em>all</em> been sucked in by the female existential torment!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/376877/hey-how-come-my-deep-existential-torment-never-got-me-laid" title="Click here to read more about Hey, How Come My Deep Existential Torment Never Got Me Laid?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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