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• Madonna got a clothing line. Not with Ed Hardy, but with Iconix — and her juniors' clothes will hit Macy's under the label "Material Girl" as soon as August. Expect a variety of other collections to follow, including eyewear. [WWD]

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• Jon Gosselin brought his daughter a birthday cake that read, "Happy Birthday Maddy" today. The only problem? Her name is spelled "Mady." But it's not "Johnathon's" fault: Entertainment Tonight ordered the cake for him.

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• Brad Pitt's on the cover of W, two months after ladyfriend Angelina Jolie graced the mag. In the photo by artist Chuck Close, Brad looks… wrinkly. [Just Jared]

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Christie Brinkley's internet-porn loving ex Peter Cook says he "regrets" the marriage-ending affair he had with teenage then-assistant Diana Bianchi. According to Us, "If faced with the same choice today, Cook told Geraldo he'd say, "No, I'm a married man. Move on.'" Hmm, methinks he regrets getting caught more than he regrets the barely legal sexin'. • Cheryl Hines, the Curb Your Enthusiasm regular who is co-starring with Lindsay Lohan in Labor Pains had this to say about LiLo, "I honestly expected that she's gotten herself together, and really wanted to work and that's what she's showing us. I'm very proud of her." Yay! [Us, People] More »
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In the wake of the the knock-down, drag-out histrionics of the Christie Brinkley/ Peter Cook divorce trial, several news organizations have weighed in with the most common marriage-enders. USA Today's offering is a listicle covering the most notable celeb splits, and one item from the piece really stuck out. It is about all-around jerks Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen, and it made me almost sympathetic to the famewhoring Ms. Richards. USA Today gets "relationship expert" Jane Straus to weigh in, and she says of the Charise Richeen marriage, "Like many newlyweds, Denise may have thought she could change Charlie's notorious ways. At the time of their split, she may have felt disillusioned and hurt." Even though it's old-fashioned and reasonably clichéd advice, it's pretty solid counsel for both men and women. Despite the fact that I sound like your grandma, I'm going to say it anyway: a zebra doesn't change its stripes, people. More »
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Gwyneth Paltrow went over her friend Madonna's house this morning for some girl talk. We cannot confirm whether they talked about Madonna's marital woes, but we'd put money on the fact that whatever they said was expressed in a faux British accent. • A psychologist testified at the Christie Brinkley/Peter Cook trainwreck divorce trial that Brinkley should get custody of the couple's children because Cook "is a narcissist who needs constant reassurance…[which could cause] great harm to the children." Um, great harm like a messy, public divorce trial? • Sarah Larson told Hello magazine that she and ex George Clooney are still great "friends." [TMZ, Us, People] More »
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Even though Christie Brinkley is dealing with that hot mess of a divorce from Peter Cook, she's still friends with ex Billy Joel. Aw, even from her white bread world, she can be buddies with a downtown guy! • David Beckham breaks for fans! The soccer star stopped to sign autographs in D.C. • Oh Christ. Heidi Montag wants to record a Christian album. The "kind of non-denominational Baptist" tells Us, "I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God." Of course, there are more choice quotes in the story itself. [Fox News, TMZ, Us] More »
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Oooh, Christie Brinkey's divorce from Peter Cook is gettin' ugly! Brinkley wants to keep the court proceedings open while Cook wants them closed, apparently because "Brinkley's side may reveal Cook's alleged interest in Internet porn and swinger sites," according to People. • More details on Amy Winehouse's continued hospitalization: the singer might have TB. Girlfriend needs a serious rest. • Did you know Ilan Mitchell-Smith, aka Wyatt from Weird Science is now a professor of medieval studies and the father of two? That warms our wee hearts for some reason. [People, The Sun, Dlisted] More »
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• We find it hard to believe that Angelina Jolie is in any way threatened by her man Brad's ex, but a source tells 'Page Six' that that's precisely the case, making Angelina, sadly, a little more like us mere mortals. [PageSix]

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