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				There have been seven divorces that have occurred on <em>The Real Housewives</em> franchise in the five years since its premiere. The most recent casualty of this "divorce curse," Vicki Gunvalson, blames reality TV for her marital troubles telling <a href="http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2011/04/22/real-housewife-the-show-caused-my-divorce/">CNN</a> recently, "We didn't have 90 percent of the problems that we have now and I truly believe it is the show." But can a television show really be at fault, or does it merely shine a spotlight on the cracks that were already present in the foundation of a marriage? Whatever the case, divorce and reality TV have gone hand-in-hand since the very first show in the genre in 1973, when PBS' <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/An_American_Family"><em>An American Family</em></a>, which featured the breakup of the Loud family. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5796713/22-families-affected-by-the-reality-tv-divorce-curse" title="Click here to read more about 22 Families Affected By The Reality TV Divorce Curse">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 02 May 2011 17:15:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Sources say <strong>Michelle "Bombshell" McGee</strong> received $30,000 for her interview with <em>In Touch</em> about her alleged affair with <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jessejames" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jessejames" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/jessejames/">Jesse James</a></strong>, and McGee's claim that she didn't know James was still married to <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #sandrabullock" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #sandrabullock" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/sandrabullock/">Sandra Bullock</a></strong> is totally bogus.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5496832/mistress-knew-jesse--sandra-were-married--lindsay-blacklisted-for-lying-about-india-trip" title="Click here to read more about Mistress Knew Jesse & Sandra Were Married;  Lindsay Blacklisted For Lying About India Trip?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 18 Mar 2010 19:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Sean Penn In Rumored Oscar Brawl; Miley & Liam Are &quot;Deeper Than Normal People&quot;]]></title>
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				<ul><li>There's a rumor that <strong>Sean Penn</strong> was thrown out of the Governor's Ball last night for punching<strong> Greg Shapiro</strong>, a <em>Hurt Locker</em> producer reportedly dating<strong> Robin Wright</strong>. Though there are numerous sources, gossips can't seem to get their stories straight:</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5488661/sean-penn-in-rumored-oscar-brawl-miley--liam-are-deeper-than-normal-people" title="Click here to read more about Sean Penn In Rumored Oscar Brawl; Miley & Liam Are &quot;Deeper Than Normal People&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 08 Mar 2010 19:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>In what TMZ is billing as the "Decline of Western Civilization," <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #khloekardashian" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #khloekardashian" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/khloekardashian/">Khloe Kardashian</a></strong> toured the White House and met <strong>President Obama</strong> today. </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5456753/obama-keeps-up-with-the-kardashians-wife-says-hopper-threatened-to-kill-her" title="Click here to read more about Obama Keeps Up With The Kardashians; Wife Says Hopper Threatened To Kill Her">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 25 Jan 2010 19:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[J.Lo Sues Ex Over Sex Movie;  Lindsay's Assistant Worries She'll Kill Herself]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong>Jennifer Lopez</strong> is suing her ex-husband <strong>Ojani Noa</strong> for $10 million and demanding he stop production of the film <em>How I Married Jennifer Lopez</em>, which includes video of the couple in "sexual situations" on their honeymoon.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5400866/jlo-sues-ex-over-sex-movie--lindsays-assistant-worries-shell-kill-herself" title="Click here to read more about J.Lo Sues Ex Over Sex Movie;  Lindsay's Assistant Worries She'll Kill Herself">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JON GOSSELIN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JON GOSSELIN" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/jon-gosselin/">Jon Gosselin</a></strong> brought his daughter a birthday cake that read, "Happy Birthday Maddy" today. The only problem? Her name is spelled "Mady." But it's not "<a href="http://jezebel.com/5372436/jon-declares-war-on-tlc-autopsy-reveals-michael-was-healthy-tattooed">Johnathon's</a>" fault:  <em>Entertainment Tonight</em> ordered the cake for him.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5377550/jon-gives-daughter-a-misspelled-cake--lindsays-family-plans-an-intervention" title="Click here to read more about Jon Gives Daughter A Misspelled Cake;  Lindsay's Family Plans An Intervention">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 08 Oct 2009 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Breaking the hearts of every boy I went to elementary, middle, and high school with, <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ALYSSA MILANO" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ALYSSA MILANO" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/alyssa-milano/">Alyssa Milano</a></strong> married her boyfriend of three years, <strong>David Bugliari</strong>, in New Jersey yesterday. Bugliari's good friend, <strong>Bradley Cooper</strong> was in attendance. [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20298139,00.html">People</a>]</li></ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5338279/alyssa-milano-marries-madonna-turns-51-and-stings-daughter-clears-up-those--rumors-about-her-dad" title="Click here to read more about Alyssa Milano Marries, Madonna Turns 51, And Sting's Daughter Clears Up Those  Rumors About Her Dad">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>While performing stand-up in New York on August 5, <strong>Rosie O'Donnell</strong> started talking about her stint on <em>The View</em>, which she referred to as <em>The Screw You</em>, and called <strong>Elisabeth Hasselbeck</strong> "Elisabeth Half-a-brain." But Rosie wasn't done!</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5337030/rosie-calls-elisabeth-a-twat-swat-kristen-stewart-i-would-kill-for-him-literally" title="Click here to read more about Rosie Calls Elisabeth A Twat Swat; Kristen Stewart: &quot;I Would Kill For Him, Literally.&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 13 Aug 2009 19:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MEL GIBSON" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MEL GIBSON" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/mel-gibson/">Mel Gibson</a></strong>'s pregnant girlfriend <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged OKSANA GRIGORIEVA" title="Click here to read more posts tagged OKSANA GRIGORIEVA" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/oksana-grigorieva/">Oksana Grigorieva</a></strong> says she wants the public to get to know her (now that she has an album coming out), adding, "I thought he was happily married until I was reassured otherwise. And then it happened..."</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5334740/mels-mistress-discusses-affair-gosselin-says-hes-too-young-for-midlife-crisis" title="Click here to read more about Mel's Mistress Discusses Affair; Gosselin Says He's Too Young For Midlife Crisis">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 11 Aug 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><strong>Jude Law</strong> got <em>someone</em> pregnant, but not <strong>Rachel McAdams</strong>' sister <strong>Kayleen</strong> &mdash; her rep (she's a makeup artist) says "She has never even met him." [<a href="http://www.starmagazine.com/news/15893?cid=RSS">Star</a>]
<li>So. The mother of Jude Law's unborn spawn is: </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5327127/jude-laws-baby-mama-revealed-seth-rogen-talks-crap-about-katherine-heigl" title="Click here to read more about Jude Law's Baby Mama Revealed; Seth Rogen Talks Crap About Katherine Heigl">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 31 Jul 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Have mercy. Will <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LAUREN CONRAD" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LAUREN CONRAD" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/lauren-conrad/">Lauren Conrad</a></strong>'s <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged L.A. CANDY" title="Click here to read more posts tagged L.A. CANDY" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/l%27a%27-candy/">L.A. Candy</a></em> be turned into a film? That would mean a movie based on a book based on reality show based on someone's life. LC says: </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5324451/lcs-screen-dreams-jon-gosselins-solo-show" title="Click here to read more about LC's Screen Dreams; Jon Gosselin's Solo Show?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 28 Jul 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 13 Jul 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Michael Proposed To Brooke Shields; Reese Explains Her Black Eye]]></title>
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				<ul><li>In <em>Rolling Stone</em>'s upcoming <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MICHAEL JACKSON" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MICHAEL JACKSON" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/michael-jackson/">Michael Jackson</a></strong> tribute issue, <strong>Brooke Shield</strong> reveals, "There were times when he would ask me to marry him..."</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5312235/michael-proposed-to-brooke-shields-reese-explains-her-black-eye" title="Click here to read more about Michael Proposed To Brooke Shields; Reese Explains Her Black Eye">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 10 Jul 2009 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li><em>Forbes</em> compiled a list of high-earning celebrities under 30, and <strong>Beyoncé</strong> is at number one: She brought home an estimated <em>$87 million</em> over the last year, which buys a lot of leotards. [<a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/latest/2009/07/08/beyonce-tops-rich-celebs-list-115875-21503380/">Mirror</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5309946/beyonces-flush-with-cash-brunos-cut--changed" title="Click here to read more about Beyoncé's Flush With Cash; Brüno's Cut & Changed">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 08 Jul 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Michael's Mother Files For Custody Of Kids; Diane Keaton Treated For Head Injury]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged KATHERINE JACKSON" title="Click here to read more posts tagged KATHERINE JACKSON" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/katherine-jackson/">Katherine Jackson</a></strong>, <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MICHAEL JACKSON" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MICHAEL JACKSON" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/michael-jackson/">Michael Jackson</a></strong>'s mother, has filed a petition in court seeking legal guardianship of Jackson's three children, but the Jackson family thinks <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged DEBBIE ROWE" title="Click here to read more posts tagged DEBBIE ROWE" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/debbie-rowe/">Debbie Rowe</a></strong> may try to get custody of her two children. </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5304059/michaels-mother-files-for-custody-of-kids-diane-keaton-treated-for-head-injury" title="Click here to read more about Michael's Mother Files For Custody Of Kids; Diane Keaton Treated For Head Injury">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Lily Allen Suing The Sun; Gisele Bundchen Pregnant]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LILY ALLEN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LILY ALLEN" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/lily-allen/">Lily Allen</a></strong> is suing <em>The Sun</em> over an article in which the British newspaper quoted her as calling <strong>Victoria Beckham</strong> a "monster" and insulting several other celebrities. Allen says she never made the comments. [<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/jun/19/lily-allen-sues-sun">The Guardian</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5297382/lily-allen-suing-the-sun-gisele-bundchen-pregnant" title="Click here to read more about Lily Allen Suing The Sun; Gisele Bundchen Pregnant">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 19 Jun 2009 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><strong>Madonna</strong> has flown a nanny and a nurse to Malawi to look after <strong>Mercy</strong> while adoption papers and visas are being arranged. The deal's not done and the kid already has an entourage! [<a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/2481260/Madonna-has-flown-in-a-nanny-and-nurse-to-look-after-Mercy-James.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=USA">The Sun</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5290944/madonnas-adopted-child-has-a-posse" title="Click here to read more about Madonna's Adopted Child Has A Posse">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 15 Jun 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Heidi Does Playboy; Madonna Gets Mercy]]></title>
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				<ul><li>Just what you always wanted: <strong>Heidi Montag</strong> has posed for the September issue of <em>Playboy</em>:</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5288188/heidi-does-playboy-madonna-gets-mercy" title="Click here to read more about Heidi Does Playboy; Madonna Gets Mercy">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 12 Jun 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Lindsay's Meltdown; Angie & Brad's Wedding Plans; Pete Doherty's Arrest]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong>Lindsay Lohan</strong> had a "meltdown" in a club in London, which involved saying:</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5282905/lindsays-meltdown-angie--brads-wedding-plans-pete-dohertys-arrest" title="Click here to read more about Lindsay's Meltdown; Angie & Brad's Wedding Plans; Pete Doherty's Arrest">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 08 Jun 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Britney's Going Through The Motions; GaGa Wants Foursome With Jonas Bros.]]></title>
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				<ul><li>Is <strong>Britney</strong> being forced to tour? An insider says she's emotionally fragile, but her father insists the show must go on. The source claims:</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5275479/britneys-going-through-the-motions-gaga-wants-foursome-with-jonas-bros" title="Click here to read more about Britney's Going Through The Motions; GaGa Wants Foursome With Jonas Bros.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 02 Jun 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[A Baby Boy For Kimora And Djimon,  Brad Pitt Takes A Shot At Mel Gibson]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged KIMORA LEE SIMMONS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged KIMORA LEE SIMMONS" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/kimora-lee-simmons/">Kimora Lee Simmons</a></strong> and <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged DJIMON HOUNSOU" title="Click here to read more posts tagged DJIMON HOUNSOU" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/djimon-hounsou/">Djimon Hounsou</a></strong> had a baby boy last night- Kimora announced the news via her Twitter page: "It's a boy! Thanks to everyone out there for all your well wishes!" Congrats! [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20282310,00.html">People</a>]</li></ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5273388/a-baby-boy-for-kimora-and-djimon--brad-pitt-takes-a-shot-at-mel-gibson" title="Click here to read more about A Baby Boy For Kimora And Djimon,  Brad Pitt Takes A Shot At Mel Gibson">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 31 May 2009 10:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Hortense Smith]]></dc:creator>
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				We're not size queens or anything but the HBO comedy <a href="http://www.hbo.com/events/hung/about.html"><em>Hung</em></a>&mdash;about a man (Thomas Jane) with a large penis&mdash;premieres in June, and it got us thinking about big penises, the ultimate status symbol for men*. After the jump, a list of famous ones.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5272175/20-famous-big-dicks" title="Click here to read more about 20 Famous Big Dicks">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li><strong>Jesus Luz</strong> went on a Brazilian TV program, <em>Fantastico</em>, and said of <strong>Madonna</strong>: "She is my friend, only my friend." Hmm. Wow. Okay. He also said:</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5269876/jesus--madonna-just-friends-kiefer--jack-put-headbutt-behind-them" title="Click here to read more about Jesus & Madonna "Just Friends"; Kiefer & Jack Put Headbutt Behind Them">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>Damn Yankee<strong> <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ALEX RODRIGUEZ" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ALEX RODRIGUEZ" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/alex-rodriguez/">Alex Rodriguez</a></strong> &mdash; previously linked to <strong>Madonna</strong> &mdash; was seen MAKING OUT with <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged KATE HUDSON" title="Click here to read more posts tagged KATE HUDSON" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/kate-hudson/">Kate Hudson</a></strong> in Miami. Isn't she into hairy hippies? [<a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/05192009/gossip/pagesix/a_rod_batters_up_with_kate_169914.htm">Page Six</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5260814/a+rod--kate-hudson-swap-spit-gwyneth--scarjo-catfight" title="Click here to read more about A-Rod & Kate Hudson Swap Spit; Gwyneth & ScarJo "Catfight"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 19 May 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Christian Bale On His Rant: "It Was Unacceptable"]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CHRISTIAN BALE" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CHRISTIAN BALE" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/christian-bale/">Christian Bale</a></strong> looks dirty and hot on the cover of the new <em>EW</em>! Inside, he talks about that infamous rant that was so popular it got turned into a dance remix:</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5255790/christian-bale-on-his-rant-it-was-unacceptable" title="Click here to read more about Christian Bale On His Rant: "It Was Unacceptable"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 15 May 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li><strong>Ashton Kutcher</strong> elaborately pranked CNN and Ted Turner: </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5253723/cnn-punkd-by-ashton-kutcher-brooke-licked-blood-off-kiefers-head" title="Click here to read more about CNN Punk'd By Ashton Kutcher; Brooke Licked Blood Off Kiefer's Head">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 14 May 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li>Oh, snap: <strong>Paulina Porizkova </strong>has been given the pink slip by Tyra and <em><strong>America's Next Top Model</strong></em>! The '80s supermodel told Craig Ferguson on the <em>Late, Late Show</em>: </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5252119/tyra-dumps-paulina-brad-drunk-dials-jen" title="Click here to read more about Tyra Dumps Paulina; Brad Drunk Dials Jen">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>Did Ellen DeGeneres try to trick Mariah Carey into admitting she's pregnant? Mariah was a guest on Ellen's show, and after Ellen asked and got a vague response, she busted out the champagne, saying, "You don't have to answer that. Let's just toast with champagne." Mariah got flustered and said, "I can't believe you did this to me, Ellen," and <em>pretended</em> to sip the bubbly. Knocked up? [<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/20081126/en_tv_eo/70688">Yahoo News</a> via <a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b70688_mariah_passes_on_bubblybecause_of_baby.html">E!</a>]
<li>Someone's <em>not</em> pregnant: Sarah Jessica Parker in the <em>Sex And The City</em> sequel. Carrie won't be having a kid. "It doesn't seem as if that's going to be a choice she'll make… Michael (Patrick King, director) and I never talk about it. That doesn't mean that won't be part of the story. We just haven't figured it out. It feels a little bit manipulative to toss that into the mix, because she seems so pointed in a different direction." [<a href="http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/72860">Daily Express</a>]
<li>Kanye West and hot hot model Sessilee Lopez: Is it on? [<a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/article1970426.ece#OTC-RSS&ATTR=USA">The Sun</a>]
<li>Madonna has hired a specialist to help her "exorcise the memories" of her ex-husband, Guy Ritchie, from her home. The technique seems to involve throwing shit away. [<a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/latest/2008/11/26/madge-s-exorcising-115875-20924961/">Mirror</a>]
<li>Madonna and A-Rod are in Miami together <em>right now</em>, having just landed in a private jet. [<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/26/madonna-and-a-rod-have-landed-together">TMZ</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5099129/ellen-to-mariah-admit-it-youre-knocked-up" title="Click here to read more about Ellen To Mariah: Admit It, You're Knocked Up">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 26 Nov 2008 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				The <em>New York Times Magazine</em> profiled Jordan, the nom-de-nudiemag of Katie Price, the mega-breasted British "glamour model" who is a <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/14/magazine/14price-t.html">tabloid staple in the UK</a> but largely unknown in the U.S. (well, largely unknown but for the  <a href="http://dlisted.com/taxonomy/term/9">slavish devotion</a> of Dlisted's Michael K., who chronicles her every move). She started out as a Page 3 model in the <em>Sun</em>, <em>Times</eM> writer Ed Zuckerman notes, "one of the topless girls next door featured daily," in the popular UK tabloid. It took her several months of rejection to snag the Page 3 spread, Jordan says. "I remember they had a competition in <em>The Sun</em> - ‘Rear of the Year' - where they wanted people to send in pictures of their bums. I did that, got a letter back, ‘Sorry, you're not what we're looking for this time.'" She was just an unremarkable girl, one of 365 a year (366 every four!) showing her tatas in the <em>Sun</eM>, until she changed her fate by doing one simple thing:				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5049969/busty-british-glamour-model-jordan-is-ultimately-a-very-sad-vulnerable-character" title="Click here to read more about Busty British &quot;Glamour Model&quot; Jordan Is Ultimately A &quot;Very Sad, Vulnerable Character&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 15 Sep 2008 12:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson: Engaged??? Apparently she has a huge new rock on her finger. A source says, "He picked out the ring and went for the biggest one he could find. He was nervous about proposing but Kate was thrilled and the whole thing was really emotional." Guess Owen's rough times are over? [<a href="http://thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1149605.ece#OTC-RSS&ATTR=Bizarre">The Sun</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/389442/owen-wilson--kate-hudson-to-tie-the-knot" title="Click here to read more about Owen Wilson & Kate Hudson To Tie The Knot?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Lindsay Lohan was <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/01/03/lohan-slips-on-sobriety/">temporarily back on the sauce</a> on New Year's Eve. Her lawyer told TMZ: "The good news was that Lindsay stopped herself that night, called her sponsor, and got herself immediately back on track...The most unfortunate part of this is that Lindsay has to share her 'one day at a time' with the entire world." Good luck Lindsay and stay out of the clubs. • Britney Spears <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20169082,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines">finally showed up to a deposition</a>...for fourteen whole minutes. Britbrit was almost 90 minutes late for the scheduled meeting. • Posh Spice literally has a <a href="http://socialitelife.buzznet.com/2008/01/03/victoria_beckham_has_an_enemies_list.php">shit list</a> filled with people who are not allowed into the Spice Girls concerts because they've ridiculed her or wronged her in the past. The celebs on Posh's list include: "model" Jordan and her husband Peter Andre, Lily Allen, and Graham Norton. [<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/01/03/lohan-slips-on-sobriety/">TMZ</a>, <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20169082,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines">People</a>, <a href="http://socialitelife.buzznet.com/2008/01/03/victoria_beckham_has_an_enemies_list.php">A Socialite's Life</a>] 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/340250/loose-lips" title="Click here to read more about Loose Lips">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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