PETA is like the most boring drunk person at a barbeque. PETA will lean towards you and whisper in your ear, "Hey... did you know... that vegetables make you good at sex? Like, dangerously good." and then roll into a ditch to play with pine cones. 15 minutes later, forgetting that it had already heckled and upset you, PETA will waddle towards you once more: "Hey! Did you know... eating vegetables... makes your penis into the perfect penis..." Yes, PETA, you will sigh. You told me that already.
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