<![CDATA[Jezebel: Pervs]]> http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: Pervs]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/pervs http://jezebel.com/tag/pervs <![CDATA[Creeper Sentenced For Making Thousands Of Calls About Pantyhose]]> Here's what you don't want in a news article about you: "Authorities say Swartz called businesses trying to get woman to talk to him about pantyhose." More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5853506&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Facebook Sorority Stalker Arrested In Florida]]> Police say 27-year-old Mitchell Hill is the stalker who posed as a sorority girl to get other students to send him nude photos. He was arrested yesterday in Key West. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5711264&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Ass-inine]]> We can't begin to fathom why anyone would want to purchase this article of clothing. More importantly, we have no way of knowing what this American Apparel model is googling, but let's just hope it's "pants." [CopyRanter] More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5527176&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[ Annie Proulx, the writer behind the short...]]> Annie Proulx, the writer behind the short story the film Brokeback Mountain was based on, says that the Heath Ledger/ Jake Gyllenhaal movie is "the source of constant irritation in my private life." It's always pissing Proulx off because people keep sending her pervy revisions of the story because they're frustrated that the film wasn't raunchier. She continues: "There are countless people out there who think the story is open range to explore their fantasies and to correct what they see as an unbearably disappointing story…They constantly send ghastly manuscripts and pornish rewrites of the story to me, expecting me to reply with praise and applause for 'fixing' the story. They certainly don't get the message that if you can't fix it, you've got to stand it." [Guardian] More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5051052&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Skirted Upskirts]]> Being a perv in Japan just got a little bit harder. The new iPhone 3G in Japan has a special feature that can only be found on phones in that country: the "shutter" sound when taking a picture cannot be muted or turned off during silent mode. The reason? The sound is meant to deter men from taking upskirt photos of woman, which has become more popular as camera phones develop higher-resolution cameras. This is not a feature that is unique to iPhones; all cell phones sold in Japan make a noticeable sound when a picture is being taken, even on silent mode. (Photo via Flickr) [Cult of Mac via Drudge Retort] More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5027636&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Incest: It's Just What "Normal, Intellectual" Couples Do!]]> If you haven't yet heard the love story of John and Jenny Deaves, the Australian father-daughter pair that also happen to have a kid together, well...you haven't been creeped out enough today so let's get to that! John and Jenny Deaves, 61 and 39, respectively, met each other later as adults, fell in love, and ended up making eight-month-old daughter/granddaughter named Celeste. Because that is illegal, they're being watched by police, and decided to tell their story to Australian TV in a plea to just get everyone off their backs. But then it turned out that they were lying and that actually when Jenny was fifteen she went to visit her dad with one of his various ex-wives and then that marriage mysteriously fell apart, and that also, a kid they had seven years ago died of congenital heart failure. "We're normal, intellectual adults," Jenny claims on the somewhat mesmerizing video. (Hey, wonder if she read that other thing you get when you Google News search "intellectual" and "incest"!) More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=376975&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[CSI Gawker Media: Moe And Jalopnik Crack The Case Of The Hot Masturbating Frathouse Intruder]]> The story about the woman who walked into the University of Michigan frathouse, took a seat on a couch and commenced masturbating for a half hour is full of holes: How come it took her a half hour? Did she not have a vibrator? What sort of woman voluntarily sits on a fraternity house couch? Luckily, Jezzy's automotively inclined brother blogger (haha! brother blogger! so if we sucumbed to his advances it would be INCEST!!) Jalopnik attended the very prestigious institution of higher education that played host to this curious event, so when his expertise met our extensive self-hating self-love experience over IM, we were able to crack the case in approximately 13 minutes. Like Christopher Meloni and Mariska Hartigay! Only bloggers! I mean, WITHOUT the sexual tension!! Why she did it, why they called the cops and the mystery of why they need to get rid of two separate couches solved, after the jump. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=248537&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Meet The Message Boarders: Style.com]]> We only write when we are getting paid bundles and bundles of cold cash to do it, which is why we have always had a sort of anthropolgical fascination with message boards, where thousands of millions of internet users express their opinions, sometimes as incoherently as we do, every single day. The boards of Style.com, the Conde Nast-owned fash website and repository for awful party pictures, are inhabited by a very elite bunch....of complete nutjobs! More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=248481&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Vagina Monoblogs: Alyssa Shelasky Not Only A Bad Writer, She Also Has Bad Taste In Writing!]]>
  • Alyssa Shelasky, to whom we will heretofore refer as Real Estate Mogul Alyssa Shelasky since she is no longer really a dating blogger since she does not actually ever blog about dating, excerpts this new book by the frigtards behind Collegehumor and she quotes her favorite lines:
    People will generally be happy with free booze and snacks, no matter how they taste. Unless you give them all food poisoning, then you're on your own.
    Fucking LOL!
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