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Perez Hilton — the man who catapulted to fame by calling then-15-year-old Miley Cyrus a whore and a slut and erroneously announced the death of Fidel Castro — is launching a new website, Perezitos.com, which will focus on celebrity families and kids. More »
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The gossip blogger has inked a deal with Celebra Children's Books to publish The Boy with Pink Hair. To be released on September 1, the book "celebrates individuality and self-acceptance." Publisher Raymond Garcia says it's "a defining story about how believing in yourself and following your aspirations can not only bring out the best in you, but also in those around you…Perez reminds readers that by simply accepting our differences we can find the things that unite us all." The lesson here? If you make a name for yourself by making fun of other people's bodies and being an overall cruel bastard, then you can go on to teach kids about differences. At least the man who's spent so much time drawing boogers on pictures in MS Paint has finally found his perfect demo. [GalleyCat] More »
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In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Dr. Phil teaches us how Rock of Love has negatively affected our nation's youth, Bill O'Reilly's feud with Snooki, and expectant mothers doll up for delivery. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Brody Dalle is expecting her second child with husband Josh Homme. Also, Cher, who is new to Twitter, is being confronted with "haters." More »
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In a new interview, Perez Hilton reveals that despite his success, he yearns to hear the pitter-patter of little feet...running to tell Daddy they've found a shot of Miley Cyrus just begging to have a penis drawn on it? More »
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Dan Savage's It Gets Better Project has generated tons of amazing videos. We've selected 15 of note, from the President, a Marine, Vinny from Jersey Shore — and lots more. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, hell has frozen over. Spencer Pratt is making sense in his beef with Perez Hilton. Plus, Meghan McCain is not doing a reality show. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Perez Hilton releases a video after deciding that he needs to be nicer (or that he needs some more publicity), Randy Jackson hates Oprah, and Ramona Singer is finally releasing her own brand of Pinot Grigio. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Perez Hilton is acting like an asshole. In other news, the sun will rise tomorrow. Plus, 50 Cent hates spellcheckers. More »
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"Hilton's damned-if-I-care bitchiness is what endears him to his audience," writes Peter Lauria for The Daily Beast. "Endears"? Ha. Recent comments on his site read otherwise: More »
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One dedicated Christina Aguilera fan recently bought 250 copies of her album "Bionic" in attempts to "save" Aguilera's career. He also has another aim: to fuck with Perez Hilton, who has been writing nasty things about his favorite singer. [BuzzFeed] More »
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Many are pointing toward Miley Cyrus' "suggestive" dancing, simulated lesbian kiss, and skimpy costumes, as if any of it make intrusive photos of a 17-year-old's crotch admissible. But most irksome is the presupposition that Miley's sexuality doesn't belong to her. More »
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In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Elisabeth Hasselbeck gets her ass handed to her in the most delightful way, Betty White outs a Hollywood legend, and Perez Hilton thinks he's the arbiter of what is and isn't appropriate. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, amidst his kiddie-porn controversy regarding an upskirt shot of Miley Cyrus, Perez is excited to see her at the Much Music Awards. Plus, Larry King loves peanut butter and jelly. More »
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Yesterday the gentlemanly blogger tweeted a revealing picture of Miley Cyrus exiting a car, apparently without any underwear. He removed the image thereafter — but what happened, happened. And given that Miley's just 17...well, that's a problem. More »
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• Sometimes you hear news and you don't know whether to laugh or cry. For instance: Glee's fantastic Lea Michele will play Dorothy in the upcoming musical film Dorothy Of Oz, which will, of course, be in 3D.

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If you're in the mood for quiet good taste, please look away right now from the Carnival of Horrors that was Logo's 3rd annual 'NewNowNext Awards' at L.A.'s Edison. Or, don't say you weren't warned. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Sarah Palin is talking to you, Greenies. You better listen up before my dog eats you. Also, Paris Hilton loves Egypt and Snoop wants a friendly wager with Marky Mark. More »
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Perez Hilton says he didn't know "Nothing Tastes As Good As Skinny Feels" was a pro-ana slogan, and that he's pulled the shirts because he "didn't want to encourage anyone to possibly be anorexic." Baby steps, we guess. [CocoPerez] More »
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Given Perez Hilton's track record of offensiveness, perhaps we shouldn't be surprised that he's promoting pro-ana merchandise. Maybe a little more surprising: channeling Kate Moss. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Spencer and Perez got at it, reminiscent of when I watched two fighting rats rip one another's limbs off on the subway tracks—it was disgusting, but helped pass the time till my train came. More »
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Tom Scott is a genius! He created Stupid FIght, a program in which you plug in celebrity names, and find out who has the stupider fans. More »
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Memo to the gossip creep's ghostwriter: Jil Sander has not actually worked at the company that bears her name since 2004. Screengrabs after the jump: More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy are "grateful" but not dating, Diablo Cody is pregs, and Michael Jackson's dermatologist claims that MJ didn't like to shoot up. More »
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Several pictures have surfaced of Lindsay Lohan attending professional cum-squiggle artist Perez Hilton's birthday party, and though Lohan's appearance is sure to raise rumors and questions, the one I'd like answered is this: what the f**k was she doing there? More »
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Last night, on part two of the reunion special, host Perez Hilton told one of the women—Flo—that she wasn't "normal." In response, she screamed, "That's why you got punched in the face by Will.I.Am, 'cause you're a bitch!" More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Conan O'Brien and Sarah Palin discuss how the health care bill affects them. Plus, check out the ass-kissing celebs who wished Perez a happy birthday (interestingly, Lady Gaga was not one of them). More »
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• Sandra Bullock and Jesse James have both been in touch with "high-end" divorce lawyers. [TMZ]

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Part one of the reunion aired last night. Host Perez Hilton—wearing a pink satin tuxedo—looked like a pair of crotchless panties, which he also sorta embodied as he farted out body-snarking insults from his asshole of a mouth. More »
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Perez Hilton may face obscenity charges, but not for his practice of drawing cum-drops with Microsoft Paint. Rather, he could get in trouble for posting a hardcore clip featuring Chelsea Handler sidekick Chuy Bravo. [True/Slant] More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Twitter users are into Katy Perry's vadge, Jay Manuel poses for the NoH8 Campaign, and Bret Easton Ellis comments on J.D. Salinger's death. More »
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• Despite earlier reports that Heidi Montag's mother was shocked and horrified by her recent plastic surgery, Heidi says, "Actually she was excited for me and she's asking me... for her surgery next." She continues:

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According to such unimpeachable sources as People, Perez Hilton and The View, Elizabeth Edwards is leaving her husband John - now that the rest of the world knows he likes the Dave Matthews Band (and other shameful revelations): More »
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"I don't try to please ­everyone. What matters is what my ­family and friends think." -Perez Hilton. [The Mirror] More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, Perez attempts to post a revealing picture of Jersey Shore's Snooki but fails, Mary Carey is worried about Celebrity Rehab cast member Jeff Conaway, and Audrina Patridge is Tweeting and driving. More »
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• Here's another "sign" that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel really have broken up: Justin declared he would climb Mt. Kilimanjaro with her, and while she reached the summit today, he was last spotted beat boxing on stage in Wyoming. [Hollyscoop]

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Today in Tweet Beat, Casey Johnson is mourned by family friends like Star Jones, Melissa Rivers, Dori Cooperman, and Paris and Nicky Hilton. Also, the consensus is that Johnson's fiancée Tila Tequila is milking this for press. More »
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Today in Tweet Beat, ANTM Cycle 1 winner Adrianne Curry compares and contrasts Photoshopped/non-Photoshopped pictures, Snooki is shopping at the mall for a NYE dress, and Yoko Ono is still delightfully weird. More »
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• Courtney Love threatened to sue Perez Hilton for publishing her messages about Frances Bean Cobain, yet she posted about her daughter again today saying, "im angry at these people not Frances id just prefer she not become Jaimie L Spears."

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Of this week's celebrity breakups, the saddest is the one between Courtney Love and her own daughter (now sealed with a restraining order). But what makes Courtney Love irresistible as a celebrity might make her intolerable as a mom. More »
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