wittyremarks commented on "Is Believing In Creationism Grounds For A Breakup?"

"Um, no lie, my hymen also broke while on my bike."

wittyremarks commented on Mariah Gets Engaged... With Used Ring

"so, can SM do an exclusive clips show on this tom cruise oprah thing."

wittyremarks commented on Heidi & Spencer Tell Tyra That Lauren's Sex Tape Is Not A Rumor

"wait, she says "it was not a rumor and that's all i'm going to say about it," then she goes on to talk about it!"

wittyremarks commented on Demi Moore Curiously Absent From SNL "Cougars" Skit

"Cameron's bit was wayyyy overdone here."

wittyremarks commented on Will the impending recession

"and what happens to women when we lose our jobs? god, that's ridiculous."

wittyremarks commented on Kate Hudson's Traffic-Stopping Skirt

"whatever movie this is, i will not see it."

wittyremarks commented on Fashion PR Lady Kelly Cutrone Is So Boss

""Who is Fashionista?" Ha!"

wittyremarks commented on The "Perfect" Peen: Cut? Or Uncut?

"Haven't we had this discussion before?"

wittyremarks commented on "Aspirationalism" Is Just Code For Racism, Conde Nast

"Dear Jezebel, Thanks for this really annoying day-long baloney."

wittyremarks commented on Angelina Jolie Keeps The Kids In Line With Processed Foods

"Ah!"

wittyremarks commented on "He Took Me In His Arms, And Staring Into My Eyes, He Said Words That Took My Breath Away"

"i refuse to read this."

wittyremarks commented on Can You Live Alone And Love It?

"@RodetheTrolleywithStanwyck: Aw."

wittyremarks commented on Patrick Dempsey Welcomes Donatella Versace Into His Family

"So, when I walk into the YSL store I'm suppose to feel like I'm melting into the couch and that there's no way in hell I'll be able to walk home?"

wittyremarks commented on ANTM Alum Jaslene: My Clavicles, Let Me Show You Them

"put her in a pink box and you've fully got latina barbie."

wittyremarks commented on Should "News" Outlets Leave Britney Alone?

"this again?"

wittyremarks commented on ELLE Reveals Men Actually Think Anorexia Is Sexy

"Part of it was probably her confidence levels when she was at her skinniest."

wittyremarks commented on Lindsay Lohan: Real Or Manmade?

"i've got a solid b-cup and have never had boob envy till i saw that photo shoot."

wittyremarks commented on OMG! America's Next Top Model Cycle 10 Sneak Peek!

"please, never again show another clip with that many screaming lunatics."