wittyremarks commented on Lauren Conrad Victim Of Middle-Aged, Crazed Mommy Fans

"@largirl: and what exactly was it on the ceiling that she kept looking at."

wittyremarks commented on Sunday Night Wrap-Up

"@karenwog: the job market does suck here."

wittyremarks commented on Sunday Night Wrap-Up

"@Don't Get It Twisted: Good luck!"

wittyremarks commented on Sunday Night Wrap-Up

"@Don't Get It Twisted: Thanks."

wittyremarks commented on Sunday Night Wrap-Up

"New York City ladies: So, I've decided I am moving to NYC in June, from Portland, OR."

wittyremarks commented on The Curse Of Being A Wallflower

"this is maybe the best article i've ever read."

wittyremarks commented on Diane Sawyer Subjected To More Humiliation On GMA

"@Easybreezy: Exactly."

wittyremarks commented on Britney Spears: Star In Stripes

"aside from the fact that she has no feet, she looks great."

wittyremarks commented on Badvertising

"Ha!"

wittyremarks commented on Yes We Can...Hook Up With Strangers On Election Night

"i tried to go make out with a stranger that night."