December 20, 2011 – Are you angry about Kim Kardashian? Are you angry about the rich not paying enough taxes? This is your jam! The Courage Campaign has launched a new commercial that shames Kim for making $12 million dollars in one year alone and getting taxed only one percent more than everyone else.
So Long, Farewell…
December 20, 2011 – Today is my last day at Jezebel. It's been both an honor and a pleasure: an honor to work with such a talented staff of inspiring ladies, and a pleasure to be able to get paid to do the cover the television and junk I watch on an everyday basis. More »
Mia Farrow Takes A Little Time Off From Twitter To Weep
December 20, 2011 – In today's Tweet Beat, we scratch our collective heads at what could have been so awful to make Mia Farrow cry. Plus, Hulk Hogan and Charlie Sheen hang out, Kylie Minogue's fantastic shoes, and it looks like the cast of Full House is doing just fine in their adult... More »
You’re A ‘Tecnho-Dunce’
December 20, 2011 – This scene from a short '80s film (that once appeared on MTV!) highlights the frustrations of a young girl at the computer lab. She, apparently, is what some bully's Dad calls a "techno-dunce." Obviously this leads to the classroom teacher bringing the boy to the principals office; More »
Please Don’t Buy Your Boyfriend ‘Pajama Jeans For Men’ This Christmas
December 20, 2011 – Before I proceed to rip apart what's got to be the worst clothing item I've seen since the Forever Lazy, I have an admission to make: I love jeggings. More »
Christ, The Real Housewives Posthumous Footage Of Russell Armstrong Is Unbearable
December 20, 2011 – Last night, Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, 90210 took a very ugly turn. When we found out that Russell Armstrong took his own life — and that Bravo would be airing almost everything that led up to that event — More »
A Very Special ‘Drunk History’ Of Christmas, Starring Ryan Gosling
December 20, 2011 – Hey girl, your boyfriend stars in the latest video in the "Drunk History" series from Funny or Die! It's a slurry retelling of the story of Christmas, in which Gosling plays the lead. More »
Elizabeth Banks Appreciates Your Concern For The Fate Of Her 30 Rock Character
December 19, 2011 – In today's Tweet Beat, Kim Jong Il is dead: so what does this mean for 30 Rock's Avery Jessup? As we've seen in the extended preview for the new season, Elizabeth Banks' character is still being held captive in North Korea, so only time will tell if the scenes will be reedited or if the writers... More »
Need A Bizarre, Esoteric Gift For An Effete Intellectual? Try Restoration Hardware
December 19, 2011 – Thinking of getting someone in your family a nice pair of slippers this Christmas? How bourgeois of you! If you were truly sophistiqué you would shell out nineteen American dollars for a pair of Restoration Hardware's "luxury plush foot duvets." Perhaps you cannot decide what to give that... More »
Cat Soothes Crying Baby To Sleep With Its Paw
December 19, 2011 – When I was a baby, my father's possessive kitty hated having a baby in the house so much it would attack me and leave me with little scratches all over my body. More »
MTV Extends Retro Anti-Sex Campaign To Include TV Commercials
December 19, 2011 – I've got to hand it to MTV: for a network that makes plot points out of their television stars questioning whether or not it's cheating if they were blacked out during sex, their "Sex Is No Accident" campaign is pretty effective (if not a little icky). More »
Anderson Cooper Can’t Stop Talking About His Mother
December 19, 2011 – If you've been finding yourself at home during the daytime, there's a decent chance you've stumbled upon Anderson Cooper's daytime show. The daytime syndicated series has shown us a new side of Mr. More »
More Moms Taking Jobs As Phone Sex Operators To Pay The Bills
December 19, 2011 – We've all seen the commercials: a scantily-clad young lady poised on her bed, talking on the phone, laughing, and urging those of us watching television at 3am to stop being pathetic and start chatting up fly honeys on party lines. More »
Baby Monkey Orphanage Will Make Your Heart Swell
December 19, 2011 – When filmmaker Todd Bieber traveled to Costa Rica for a vacation with his girlfriend, he was immediately disappointed at the "adventure" suggestions his resort travel guide recommended he visit. More »
Dr. Ruth Volunteers To Officiate Britney Spears’ Impending Nuptials
December 16, 2011 – In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Dr. Ruth ever-so-kindly offers to officiate the upcoming wedding between Britney Spears and her fiancé, Jason Trawick. More »
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
December 16, 2011 – In this week's compilation of pop culture crap: Kathy Griffin calls Kim Kardashian a "dirty whore," Stephen Colbert's Big Gay News, and Kristen Wiig teaches us how to flirt. 1.) Rebecca Larue, flirting expert. This may be Kristen Wiig's best character yet. More »
Whoopi Passes Gas On-Air, Handles It With Grace And Aplomb
December 16, 2011 – Oh my gosh you guys: in the middle of an interview today on The View, Whoopi Goldberg let out a fart. Merry Christmas.
Holy Crap, The Extended Look At 30 Rock’s New Season Is Awesome
December 16, 2011 – Good news, Liz Lemon fans! NBC has released a 5-minute-long look at the upcoming season of 30 Rock, and it looks gooooood. Spoilers ahead. Season six picks up three months after season five left off (a summer break, if you will) and Liz Lemon has taken the vacation of her dreams: More »
Tom Hanks’ Latest Historical Mini-Series: The History Of The Pop Tart
December 16, 2011 – I'll say it again: Tom Hanks is a national treasure. Here's a clip from his appearance on the Late Show, in which he pokes fun at his habit of making historical mini-series on HBO by announcing his latest pet project:
