@Scar It O' Scare-a: That's a big difference from my job whose official policy is "we do not close for weather, ever"

Who knew that architecture related to automotive production plants was so earth shatteringly important that we can't miss a day.

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@Elaken: I'd say it's artificial, but if you're worrying about it maybe it just isn't what's right for you.
Somebody should warn the poor kitty above about what's in store if he doesn't lay off the sweets.
@I'm Ron Burgundy?: My guess would be that in that situation men are given more hours.
@Gretchen: It has been a very long time since I heard that, but boy does it bring back memories of elementary school jokes

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@okeydokeyartichokey: He got exactly what he deserved.

As for me no debauchery, just way more drama then I wanted. I was going to go out with my girlfriend and her roommate, when I got a text saying that it was probably best if I didn't go because the roommate was already drunk and was being very belligerent. Apparently so drunk and belligerent that the bouncers wouldn't let her into the club. So they go home, the roommate totally trashed and my gf totally sober (she had to be at work bright and early this morning). So the roommate decides that my gf has totally ruined not only new years eve, but also her birthday and storms out of their apartment around 1:30 in the rain still totally trashed so GF calls on the verge of crying not knowing what to do because her much younger roommate is now out wandering the streets completely wasted, not answering her phone. My gf eventually found her around 4 in the morning when she got a call saying that she is in the hospital. My gf kept me informed though all of this but absolutely refused all of my offers to help so i'm sitting at home the entire time worrying about the roommate, but also about if anything has happened to my gf while she was out looking for her roommate.

So now i'm off to take my GF lunch because I feel really bad that I wasn't able to help last night, and because I'm sure that in all the excitement she didn't take anything for herself.

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@rainandroses (semi-unpro): Which begs the questions: Is she being followed by any deviated preverts?, and what is the current state of the mine shaft gap?
In honor of New Year's Eve, Everybody have fun Tonight!

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@TrulyOutrageous: And if we're finally ditching "mr. mom" can we also out lose the related idea that it's ok to say that a man is babysitting if he ever takes care of his kids outside of the presence of the mother?

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@Nemene: Righty is probably just jelous that Lefty got a much better name and is just make a grab for more attention. I could be, and most likely am, completely wrong though.

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@MayaTheBee: I say go with the dvd set, a six pack of his favorite beer and munch, and a time set a side when the two of you can watch and snack.

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@Kemperboyd: Do you live under a bridge? because that could cause some confusion if you did.

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@rye.bread.: food (preferably baked goods such as cookies or homemade bread) would totally get you into my pants, also nerdy tv shows.

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@rhoswhen: Nope, no barfing, you're going to go out with him and have a most spectacular evening with him. (the date fairy told me so.)

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@TimFritz (Jez kink squad): I'm pretty sure you're safe since it's all by your own choice.

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@Donovanesque: Your comment looks completely normal to me.

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