ohno! commented on TGIF

"Freakin' AWWWWW!"

ohno! commented on In Memoriam

"Sarkozy seems to be doing a Eliot Spitzer impression."

ohno! commented on Scarlett Johansson Tries Hard To Assert Indie Cred With New Album

"NME gave her 8/10."

ohno! commented on Pete Doherty: Fall Out Boy

"He wears $10,000 Armani suits but looks like he just came out of a dumpster."

ohno! commented on Justine Henin Retires • Basket-Weaving Brings Women Together

"It's sad to see Henin go at just 25."

ohno! commented on Sex And The City Premiere: Hats & Gowns & Shimmer, Oh My!

"Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a green acorn."

ohno! commented on French LOLVogue: I Can Has My Close-Up?

"'Je swee tray fatty gay' is classic."

ohno! commented on Queen Elizabeth Likes Horses, Not Hermès

"@megnificent: Germany would consist of Heino and David Hasselhoff."

ohno! commented on It's A Bird! It's A Plane! No, It's Anna Wintour's Dress

"@krismry: You didn't close the link. If she's trying to be Storm, are tornadoes supposed to come out of those weird horn things?"

ohno! commented on John Mayer Is A Douchebag Badass

"Fanny pack + shirt + tie + t-shirt + massively inflated ego + self-proclaimed badassness = douchbag. There is no argument John Mayer."

ohno! commented on At Costume Institute Gala, The Good Superheroes Took A Fashion Flight Of Fancy

"@sylvie: Lol, Ziggy Stardust is there."

ohno! commented on Speed Racer: Another Premiere, Another Hot Shot Of Eva Amurri

"Fred Durst is a judge for the festival."

ohno! commented on Natalie Portman's Pooch Is Conical, Comical

"@Supercalifragilistic: LOL. My dog had an operation once, and had to wear a cone."

ohno! commented on Tribeca Film Festival: The Stars Dress Up For Robert DeNiro

"@BringBackTheBustle:LMAO. I love David ;)"

ohno! commented on The Dangerous Look For Girls

"Three letters: W."

ohno! commented on German Titocracy

"All the comments are extremely hilarious :D And I have to say that German and Austrian women love their cleavage."

ohno! commented on Shia LaBeouf: Smoking, Slick

"I wish he'd shave off that facial hair."

ohno! commented on Casey Affleck: Doting Dad, Crossing Guard

"He was great in The Assassination of Jesse James"