v_spangles commented on Jessica Biel Waits For The Other Poop To Drop

"i think she's saying, "does anyone have a needle and thread i can borrow?...because i am riiiiped!" hottie."

v_spangles commented on Moeanderings…

"yeah, i bought that shit...and it didn't work"

v_spangles commented on Heidi Montag Craps Out Another Music Video

"um...i don't know her personally, but i'm pretty sure that she's a dumb bitch."

v_spangles commented on Modern Marvels

""two words: shit sandwich""

v_spangles commented on Ali Lohan Releases A Stupid Video For Her Dumb Song

"um...SNOOZE."

v_spangles commented on Making It With Makeup: How To Get A Great Night Look

"LOVE THIS so hard."

v_spangles commented on Kelly Osbourne Is A Sun-Kissed Cutie

"this is kelly osbourne?"

v_spangles commented on Toccara Jones: One Small Strap For Two Tig Ol' Bitties

"sexy as hell, but i thought she looked better when she was more voloptuous."

v_spangles commented on Sports Bra Saves Stranded Hiker • L.A. Strippers Sue Clubs For Tips

"damn, i don't know about the rest of you, but i wish that ad had been around when i was a teenager."

v_spangles commented on Anne Hathaway, Movie Star

"wow...it's amazing that she found shoes to match her skin tone exactly."

v_spangles commented on Unicorns, Easy-Bake Ovens, And Vibrators, Or: I Believe In The Radical Possibilities Of Pleasure

"you are the reason that i check this site every 10 minutes."

v_spangles commented on Educational Profiling

"mine said hairdresser or editor. i'm a ballet dancer."

v_spangles commented on Pete Doherty: Fall Out Boy

"i like the one eye half-closed, looking the other way thing."

v_spangles commented on Dear Gwyneth: Your Chest Is Leaking

"dear gwyneth's friend: your hip bones are showing."

v_spangles commented on Celebs Were Royally Messy At The Alexander McQueen Store Opening

"i think cat deely looks GORGEOUS...in a strange, "virgin suicides" kind of way."

v_spangles commented on Not So Chill O'Reilly

"holy shit, this reminds me of when my little brother would throw surprise tantrums when he was younger."

v_spangles commented on Who Are Your Fave Pop Culture Moms?

"Ruth Fisher from Six Feet Under."