Good luck! I hope you find infinity better opportunities elsewhere on the internet. I always loved you on Wonkette and read you here on Gawker as well.
Preach it, sister (or brother.)
As a general rule, it's a bad idea to start weeping during sex.
As an alumna of USC, I have to add that the Greek culture at USC is not as big as it purports to be. This guy is a random jackhole in an cultural organization that definitely inadvertently or not supports random jackholes (oh, frats, you suck so hard) but some random jackhole in a pair of Rainbows with a Macbook, a can of Natty Light and a too-happy trigger finger for clicking send, does not tarnish an entire university as committed to sheer awesomeness as USC.

If this guy can't respect the Trojan family (men and women), he does not deserve to call himself a Trojan. The five qualities of a Trojan are: Faithful, Scholarly, Skillful, Courageous and Ambitious. This email exemplifies none of that. It's tasteless, crass and just really gross. I hope this is investigated fully but I do want to state that this wasn't my indicative at all of my experience at the University of Southern California (and I graduated, oh, 3 years ago.)

I had a wonderful time, learned a lot, had a lot of great experiences (Visions and Voices, the marching band, being amazing at everything all the time) and met tons of people from tons of different places in life. (Yes, you get the 'rich kids from the OC,' but there is also a huge number of international students and students from across the USA/all socio-economic stations--like me, a kid who grew up genuinely poor and can recall when food stamps switched from little fake dollars to a debit card EBT system.)

I will always be proud to call myself a Trojan and I will definitely write a letter to the university asking that they take strong action so that I can continue to feel proud to call myself a Trojan.
Somewhere, someone is cackling maniacally about the efficacy of putting lipstick on a pig.
Giz linked to Crasstalk and the increase in traffic killed them temporarily. They are working on it, though. #crosstalk
Giz linked to Crasstalk and the increase in traffic killed them temporarily. They are working on it, though. #crosstalk
Giz linked to Crasstalk and the increase in traffic killed them temporarily. They are working on it, though. #crosstalk
Giz linked to Crasstalk and the increase in traffic killed them temporarily. They are working on it, though. #crosstalk
"If Wal-Mart continues a slow decline until it just shrivels and shrinks and turns into just another ugly store on the edge of the town, a kind of seedy one, the one you go to alone, when you need something utilitarian and cheap that doesn't have to impress anyone... "

So what you're saying is when Wal-Mart becomes Wal-Mart?
Hey! I can promote, again! #crosstalk
I went to a USC alumni event tonight at the Ritz Marriott at LA Live and got to enjoy my favorite things in the world: free booze and free food. Seriously! Bacon wrapped dates! Gin and tonic! And I got to go home with a really rad cardinal and gold centerpiece. I thought that post-grad life sucked because there was no free pizza but I've just discovered something--the free food may be less frequent but it is more high end. #crosstalk
I was thinking that too. I keep hanging out in #forums on Fleshbot, pretending it's old #crosstalk. It is, but just a wee bit sluttier.
The second I get out of this office... #crosstalk
If I reply to you, this might appear? #crosstalk
The difference between people who like the taste of beer and those who like the taste of IPA is the difference between those who put out on the first date, and those who put out before, during and after. #crosstalk
Hi Deadspin! Just wanting to let y'all know about Crasstalk while Gawker Media is in the process of eating itself--we're extending invites to all of you guys to comment there, complain, post about bugs, or sports, or how awesome the USC Trojans are. Come play with us!

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