<![CDATA[Comments from tscheese]]> <![CDATA[Comments from tscheese]]> <![CDATA[tscheese commented on Oldies, Not So Goodies]]> @Archetype: dip bread into mashed potatoes

OH SHIT. I need to try this. I can't believe I haven't yet.

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<![CDATA[tscheese commented on Mischa Barton's Glass Is Half Full No More]]> LIST OF TSCHEESE'S DEMANDS:
Little strapless flattering black dress.
Big honkin' glass of wine.

HAND 'EM OVER, MISCHA.

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<![CDATA[tscheese commented on What Does Your Desk Look Like?]]> @Mrs. Lovett: What's the URL for the image you're trying to post? Do you have it online somewhere?

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<![CDATA[tscheese commented on What Does Your Desk Look Like?]]> @KittenFluff: That looks like a freaking commercial. How do you do that?

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<![CDATA[tscheese commented on What Does Your Desk Look Like?]]> @LBB:

They're made by Staedtler--I think this is the one I have. The only complaint I have is that if you lean on them too hard (I get really heavy-handed when I'm drawing) it slides around a little on the table.

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<![CDATA[tscheese commented on What Does Your Desk Look Like?]]> @Archetype: OH HOLY DAMN I WANT TO LIVE ON YOUR DESK.

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<![CDATA[tscheese commented on What Does Your Desk Look Like?]]> @LBB: Staples has these really cute tabletop drawing boards! They have little legs that angle them up off a flat surface. Cheaper and more portable than a real drafting desk.

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<![CDATA[tscheese commented on What Does Your Desk Look Like?]]> @funnyface: Yep. Leave on the last "

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<![CDATA[tscheese commented on What Does Your Desk Look Like?]]> Actually, everyone, for some reason, if you append the tailing > to your HTML code, sometimes it doesn't show up.

You may have more luck if you try this and make sure you hit "preview comment". If it shows up in your preview, it should show up in the comment.

Let's say you have a jpg image hosted at your hosting provider. Copy and paste the image's location. It'll look like this:

http :// myhostingprovider.com/images/mymessyhellholedesk.jpg

Copy and paste that, inside quotes, after the <img src= , like so:

<img src="http: //myhostingprovider.com/images/mymessyhellholedesk.jpg"

Leave off the tailing > angle bracket and see if it shows up for you in preview. For some reason in IE I have trouble.

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<![CDATA[tscheese commented on What Does Your Desk Look Like?]]> @tonightineed: That's the whole reason I posted my home setup. To be with the cool Macbook crowd.

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<![CDATA[tscheese commented on What Does Your Desk Look Like?]]> @Archetype:

<img src="image url goes here">

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<![CDATA[tscheese commented on What Does Your Desk Look Like?]]> All I've got is this, since I can't take a photo of the GODAWFUL DISASTER that is my actual workstation at my day job.

This is the result of three straight hours of tidying up my "art station" at home. IT NEVER LOOKS LIKE THIS.

Dodai, usually my workstation at home looks like your configuration. It's not really dirty, just...insanely cluttered. I am a SLOB.

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<![CDATA[tscheese commented on It's Official: The <i>Today</i> Show Is Making Me Crazy]]> Can I throw my hat in the "Today Show Hate" ring? The people who try to attend the "concerts" are FUCKING ANNOYING. I work in Rockefeller Center, and sometimes I cluelessly bumble across the crowds of hollering, shoving, pressing, clueless fans when I walk to my office in the morning.

I COULD just get all tactical and enter the Concourse at a strategic location so as to totally avoid it, but I rarely remember, and I don't think it was always this bad.

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<![CDATA[tscheese commented on Past Fashion]]> Haha! I kind of wish my mom could operate a scanner.

Or that my folks took any pictures of me as a kid. Seriously, there's like no photographic evidence that I was ever a child.

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<![CDATA[tscheese commented on Beauty And The Beat: Ten Amazing Years, Less Than Amazing Clothes At Sephora]]> Also, I sort of love Kat Von D. I want her pants to be those clever shiny leggings that are actually knit but look shiny. That way she can breathe AND look kooky-fierce.

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<![CDATA[tscheese commented on Beauty And The Beat: Ten Amazing Years, Less Than Amazing Clothes At Sephora]]> Nikki Hilton is wearing that ill-conceived sweater-dress tunic that never sells on the discount rack at Strawberry. It's been there since 2005.

I want to hate Ashanti's getup but I can't quite bring myself to do it. I'll go with "strong disapproval with tongue-biting."

Oh, hey, Dina?
1) Get lost.
2) Way to shop at Dress Barn.
3) Orange: it's not your color.

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<![CDATA[tscheese commented on Say What? Woman Charged With Killing Fetus After Cutting Umbilical Cord In Utero]]> I have no medical training, but this makes me insanely uncomfortable. Assuming she didn't actually sever the umbilical cord, are we now prosecuting women for MISCARRYING!?

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<![CDATA[tscheese commented on Yup, Jennifer Garner Is With Child]]> @ClobberellaBeatsYouUp: Ask her if they make 43 or 44 while you're at it. :(

EU sizing makes tscheese a sad, sad panda.

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<![CDATA[tscheese commented on Yup, Jennifer Garner Is With Child]]> @MockTurtle: I NEVER asked my parents that because I was always really insecure about my looks. I was always kind of chubby growing up and I never thought of myself as cute, let alone think that anyone ELSE would think of me as cute. So I just never asked.

But my family would always compliment me on my hair and eyes and stuff, like they always envied my coloring, so they did make me feel unique and pretty in some ways. Just, I never...thought to ask if I was cute. I think I was too afraid to even contemplate it even on a subconscious level.

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<![CDATA[tscheese commented on Rising Juice Prices Make Kirsten Dunst Want To Scream]]> "...And THEN somebody asked me if I was Agyness Deyn! It's not like I have oversized ironic sunglasses, or overprocessed bleached hair, or ridiculous tastes in handbags or anything! I DON'T GET IT! IT MAKES ME RAGE! DUNST SMAAASH!"

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<![CDATA[tscheese commented on Yup, Jennifer Garner Is With Child]]> @TriedandTrue: I AM TYPING SO HARD I ACTUALLY CRUMBLED THE KEYS OF THIS BEAT-UP 104-KEY DELL KEYBOARD AND I AM NOW USING ELECTRICAL IMPULSES STRAIGHT FROM MY BRAIN TO COMPLETE THE CIRCUIT ON THE CONDUCIVE CONTACTS BENEATH! IT TAKES A LOT OF CONCENTRATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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<![CDATA[tscheese commented on Yup, Jennifer Garner Is With Child]]> @Jessi Ramsey: I wear a size 12US, and I just figured that any child of mine would just be freakishly Sasquatch-like to make up the difference. I'll probably give birth to the first 800-pound Chewbacca child.

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<![CDATA[tscheese commented on Yup, Jennifer Garner Is With Child]]> Aw, Paris, we can be twins! I, too, have UK10 feet, and a general inability to focus my eyes properly, and I'm an incurable attention whore. We're like, the exact same!

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<![CDATA[tscheese commented on Just Don't Go There]]> Is it okay to say now that Obama is really fucking hot? LOOK AT HIM. LOOK.

Sorry. I had to get that out of my system.

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<![CDATA[tscheese commented on Katie Holmes: Blast From The Not-So-Stylish Past]]> If you can ignore the makeup, she's a yogurt commercial from the knees up.

From the knees down I do not want to contemplate what is happening.

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<![CDATA[tscheese commented on Padded Prose]]> "Your hair is all wrong for your face, fatty. Also put our heavily-perfumed products right next to your most sensitive body parts."

I think we're going to look back in fifty years on the advertising of 2008 and we're going to be just as baffled.

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<![CDATA[tscheese commented on Material Martyr: Why People Are Pissed About Madonna's Clothes]]> Another thing: We're in a day and age where genres are blurring lines and music is so much more readily available than it was. At the click of a mouse I can listen to hundreds of different performers, different genres, different voices, different instruments, different mixes.

But when the big 80s pop stars were rising to fame, it was 1) whatever you got on the radio 2) whatever you got if you got MTV and 3) whatever you could buy on cassette.

Does anyone else think the big iconic performers now have to try that much harder to be truly brilliant and reach a broader audience? There's just so much more to listen to now.

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<![CDATA[tscheese commented on Material Martyr: Why People Are Pissed About Madonna's Clothes]]> Sure, if she wants to retire she can do whatever the hell she wants - wear a muumuu, like the rest of us. But as long as she's making new albums? No.

I'm not sure I follow. Are we going to demand that all high-profile musicians be style icons? Like, "Hey, you! You make music. LOOK PRETTY!"

Because, to me, that cheapens the art and science of being a musician. Yes, Madonna is not first and foremost a musician and I doubt she ever was: she's an entertainer, she is a celebrity, she's been extremely visible and iconic for many years now. But to accuse her of being a gaudy narcissist, and then demanding that she ramp up her game because she's not gaudy enough? I guess I'm not sure what she's supposed to do.

I'm not really defending her - I don't even LIKE Madonna that much.

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<![CDATA[tscheese commented on Gender-Benders]]> @ExtensionOfBob: Is it okay that I was really hoping that the Missoni moddles were guys too?

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<![CDATA[tscheese commented on Gender-Benders]]> Angermoddle: "Where. Have. You. BEEN."
Shawlmoddle: "Oh, uh, I got, waylaid, the train was late, uh--how've you been?"
A: "Oh, y'know, nothing. Lounging around, watching some old reruns, and BEING WORRIED SICK ABOUT YOU."
S: "B-but"--
A: "I EVEN CALLED THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER OVER. THAT'S HOW WORRIED I WAS."

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<![CDATA[tscheese commented on In Defense Of Seth Rogen]]> @little stripes: AND LISTEN TO THE GURGLING BENEATH! Hahahah!

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<![CDATA[tscheese commented on In Defense Of Seth Rogen]]> @little stripes: Oh nom nom nom. And then the tummy? The curve of the tummy? That you get to like, play with? Oh god. Swoon.

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<![CDATA[tscheese commented on In Defense Of Seth Rogen]]> @noxiousbeast: I don't think all "hot" men are necessarily boring - I've known some very attractive men who are very funny and incisive. BUT! I am not rebutting you. I have also known some very attractive people - not all, but some, both male and female - who coasted their way through youth and young adulthood just because they thought they were pretty and could get away with anything. The worst kind of pretty is the kind that supercedes all else.

I know it's cliched and horribly insensitive of me, but it's probably one of the reasons I gravitate towards men who are not-so-conventionally-attractive. They probably have a greater chance of having a personality and a sense of humor. And if that's the case, I relate to it: I personally think of myself as a funny-looking person who realized early on that, to attract people, I couldn't rely on looks. I decided instead to be "kind of interesting."

Smart lasts a lot longer than pretty anyway.

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<![CDATA[tscheese commented on In Defense Of Seth Rogen]]> @little stripes: OH MY GOD NOM NOM NOM NOM. Where you can tell a guy is strong and he has big arms, but he's got some chunk too? And you just want to...I dunno, idly caress his curves? LOVE. I have such a crush on that.

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<![CDATA[tscheese commented on In Defense Of Seth Rogen]]> I have a HUGE thing for unconventionally-attractive, funny guys. "Smart" is a part of "cute", to me. All the men I've ever dated have been this way. If he's not funny and smart, I don't care if a dude has a chiseled jaw and rock-hard abs and a smile that melts the heart of nations. I'm not interested. I'd rather date a funny-looking sharp-minded guy who can keep me captivated with acerbic observations and bad jokes. Swoon.

But as others have said: it bothers me when there's a different range of "attractiveness" for men than there is for women. Already it seems like the Hollywood range of "attractive" for women is:
-Thin.
-Between 19 and 35.
-If you're older than this range and you still enjoy well-fitting, attractive clothing and nice makeup and hair, then you're "trying too hard." If you decide to abandon the trappings of youthful adornment, you're "frumpy."

Even women who are supposed to look "curvy" or "unusual" or "insouciant" are generally pressured to conform to Hollywood standards of beauty.

Whereas men can be "conventionally" attractive at all ages without having to worry about tummy tucks or Botox or an army of personal stylists. A craggy, lined face isn't a liability when you're a man - you look rugged! You look wise!

Yeah, so. I'm all for people realizing that beauty is subjective and lots of things can be attracitve. But I think the mainstream media's portrayal of beauty ideals for women is something that should be overhauled before we start to worry about the inequities with which men are faced. And I don't deny that inequities exist for EVERYONE. It's just that dudes got less to worry about.

Sorry for the ramble.

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<![CDATA[tscheese commented on Loose Lips]]> Zac Efron! Be still, my beating creepy old lady heart. Mmm.

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<![CDATA[tscheese commented on The Top 10 Female Product Advertising Icons & The Actresses Who Could Replace Them]]> I just snarfed coffee, Dodai. You BLINDSIDED me with Rihanna and her um-ba-rella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh.

Well played.

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<![CDATA[tscheese commented on Why Is Disney's First Black Princess Such A Challenge?]]> @Iconocleft: I've read that too and I hate that attitude - and I'm as white as they come.

If anything I think it'd be MORE inspiring to see a well-portrayed Disney female protagonist of African heritage. The entire problem is this: here is an entire group that hasn't been represented in this huge huge oeuvre that is Disney. Wouldn't it be MORE inspiring, MORE uplifting to see justice done to a strong, resilient, resourceful, beautiful young woman who happens to be black? It would be awesome.

The mind: it boggles. Get with it, media.

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