tscheese commented on Apple Taking More Active Role In iPhone 3.1 Battery Life Troubleshooting

"I updated to 3.1 a few days ago."

tscheese commented on Jon Has Sleepover With New Woman; Rihanna Wants Protective Order Loosened

"I've never done diets, but I also do not sit on the couch with my feet up and eat one potato chip bag after the next and one burger after the other Yes, Heidi, this is exactly why people have trouble losing baby weight."

tscheese commented on From The Department Of Vom

"Miracle Whip is fucking delicious."

tscheese commented on From The Department Of Vom

"@morninggloria: Hee hee hee hee."

tscheese commented on 5 Reasons To Worry About Taylor Momsen

"Hey, I hint at being forced into spotlight (not actually forced,) I have attention problems, a false sense of maturity and a lack of friends (well, I have a few people I'm really close to, but so does Taylor, but I guess that's a moot point) and I'M also into older guys! Add in my often perplexing wardrobe and makeup, and I'm basically Taylor Momsen!"

tscheese commented on MTV Premieres Paris Hilton Documentary

"@greengrey thinks the layout sucks/swallows: Hilton at least probably pays a MOUNTAIN of taxes, all of which goes to fund public projects and services."

tscheese commented on They Like Ike

"@Skellatrix: And about eight hundred legs!"

tscheese commented on They Like Ike

"The shadow they cast is ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS to me."

tscheese commented on MTV Premieres Paris Hilton Documentary

"My conspiracy theory is that Paris Hilton is like a "worry doll" for a modern age."

tscheese commented on MTV Premieres Paris Hilton Documentary

"@greengrey thinks the layout sucks/swallows: That's an interesting point."