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Gretchen on May 16, 2008
The thread was pretty long, so I thought I would leave you a message about your foundation question. I don't know if you've tried the mineral make-up or not. I have a friend who started making her own line. She has researched and cut all of the nasty stuff out that you find in the commercial lines. My skintone is hard to match too - I am almost ivory but have peach undertones that are next to impossible to match. This stuff is the first I've found that matches well and stays all day. Laura has rosacea and I never knew it, yet she never looks overdone. She now has a website at ourrockminerals.com if you think this would work for you.
I'm spoiled. I see her every week and she uses me as a guinea pig for new colors. She has also blended custom stuff for me that gets raves when I walk through the cosmetic counters on my way to look for shoes.
Cheffie on May 16, 2008
I am as well unable to meet people in NYC. Let's make a meetup! Also: I sell cheese.
kimsama on May 15, 2008
I. LOVE. YOU.
That is the BEST MS Paint I have ever seen. Any time you want to "Photoshop Slam," I am so on. Name a time and place, baby ^_^
kimsama on May 15, 2008
I may have gone too far with my last one, I need to stop photoshoping everything (a little like "Kel", I think!) ^_^
bigleggedwoman on May 12, 2008
My thighs can crack walnuts. Just wanted you to know. In fact, sometimes I wake up in the morning with walnut shells in the sheets. I am one of those walnut-cracking sleep-eaters.
kimsama on May 12, 2008
Hey there ^_^
Yeah, I would say Cabs are a good boxed wine contender -- I still think bottles are the way to go when expecting something fantastic, but I definitely like some of the cabs out there for daily consumption.
Black Box, Powers, and Banrock Station have decent cabs (I've enjoyed them, myself). They're mostly uncomplicated, though if I recall correctly, the Powers was pretty complex for a boxed wine. Overall, they are pretty fruit-foward (me likey). Not a Cab, but I also like Pinot Evil, which could just be because of the awesome name!
See if your local wine shop does tastings -- they are starting to taste out boxed wines, and you might find a personal favorite that way. Happy drinking!
Sheer Debauchery on May 9, 2008
I just wanted to say "Thanks" for regularly cracking me up and making my day with your comments. Also, my nickname in grade school long,long ago was cheese. My friends were not creative enough to put a 'ts' in front :-)
bigleggedwoman on May 8, 2008
If I were a guy (if I WAS a guy? 'IF I WERE A RICH MAN, BUM BUM...) my balls would be made of liquid hot magma.
You are so fun to read on Jezebel!
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tscheese commented on Underage Starlets Sprout From Disney Factory Like Whack-A-Moles, at 1:37 PM on May 20
@Al Navarro: I'm like 8 biiiiillion times way too late to this thread to offer any valuable input, but Jezebel is primarily about "Celebrity, Sex, Fashion", (without airbrushing), and usually the articles and comments aim at what's good and bad about these things in this really crazy world of ours.
Most of the time we end up having pretty interesting discussions about the underlying forces that drive the media's portrayal of sex and its accoutrements.
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tscheese commented on 36 Straight Hours Of Sex (And The City), at 1:16 PM on May 20
@layladylan: I actually went out and bought an honest-to-god stainless steel flask after reading about what all the SatC fans on Jezebel are planning to sneak their ethanol into theaters.
I don't plan on SEEING it, mind, but I have a cool new flask!
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tscheese commented on MagHag, at 1:14 PM on May 20
@tscheese: Augh, that should be "patriarchy IN my cosmos." I sexily ruined my sexy already-ruined overextended sexy analogy.
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tscheese commented on MagHag, at 1:13 PM on May 20
Sexual liberation isn't a bad thing at all!
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tscheese commented on Loose Lips, at 12:15 PM on May 20
Demi and Daisy, anyone?
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tscheese commented on Loose Lips, at 11:54 AM on May 20
@blackbirdfly: And don't forget good ol' "Hydrogenated Palm" and "$200 a Barrel" Jolie-Pitt.
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tscheese commented on Kate Moss For Top Shop: London Ladies Go Crazy, at 11:45 AM on May 20
@BlondeGrlz: Everytime I pass that store, I can't resist clapping my flippers in front of me, balancing an imaginary ball on my nose, and going ORK ORK ORK ORK ORK until mall security removes me.
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tscheese commented on Chopard Trophy Awards Party: Diamonds Are Forever, Well-Dressed Celebs Are Not, at 10:36 AM on May 20
I can't see very well on my work monitor, but I don't think Von Teese is actually wearing stockings.
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tscheese commented on Kelly Ripa Is All Ears, at 10:33 AM on May 20
@Trixie from Toronto: Okay, for serious, that's going to be my new means of expressing desire to hump something.
Yesterday it was "I wanna dip my purity balls in it", but now I think I need to express my desire to roll my cob in Shia LaBoeuf.
Offtopic, sorry, but I love Jezebel turns of phrase.
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tscheese commented on Kelly Ripa Is All Ears, at 10:25 AM on May 20
From icanhascheezburger:
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tscheese commented on Uncovering Domestic Abuse Can Start At The Doctor's Office, at 9:47 AM on May 20
My favorite favorite dentist of all time once asked about a bit of split skin on my lip (It was just really chapped, and dentists kinda have to get up close and personal with mouthish regions that may or may not be in tip-top condition.) He very gently and tactfully asked how I came by it.
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tscheese commented on Jude Law & Kim Stewart's Drunken Makeout Session, at 9:37 AM on May 20
@braak: Yeah, well...yeah, well, I was too lazy and insignificant to even get OUT of my work clothes, which were from Kmart anyway, and then I made a badly-mixed margarita after my stunning defeat!
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tscheese commented on Color-Coordinated Puffy Gets Nervous in Cannes, at 9:34 AM on May 20
Mai cutikles: they haz a flavor.
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tscheese commented on Jude Law & Kim Stewart's Drunken Makeout Session, at 9:26 AM on May 20
@braak: Yeah, well, I had a sandwich and then an eight-year-old beat me at Guitar Hero.
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tscheese commented on Color-Coordinated Puffy Gets Nervous in Cannes, at 9:20 AM on May 20
I'd be nervous too.
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tscheese commented on Jude Law & Kim Stewart's Drunken Makeout Session, at 9:19 AM on May 20
@KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: I actually have a kind of alarmingly well-documented thing for boys who wear eyeliner and nailpolish, but Wentzy just sets off my "OMG Guys Check It Out I Just Used An Entire Tub of Hair Gel of DESPAIR" alarm that I just made up.
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tscheese commented on Jude Law & Kim Stewart's Drunken Makeout Session, at 9:17 AM on May 20
@stacyinbean: @formerlyzivah: I saw the photo before I actually read any of the text and I'm like "Who's the braces-locked couple with unusually good bone structure?
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tscheese commented on Jude Law & Kim Stewart's Drunken Makeout Session, at 9:15 AM on May 20
@KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: Careful!
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