tish commented on Screw The Story's Plot: What Did They Have For Lunch?

"@bowleserised: God, it's weird but when you said 'warm bran mashes in Black Beauty' I suddenly remembered I'd had the exact same thought about wanting to eat it because it sounded warming and tasty. Any kind of Enid Blyton/Mallory Towers/Trebizon/boarding school book made me want to have midnight feasts with my chums on the dorm (but not an apple pie bed!"

tish commented on Don't Forget: SNL Live Thread Tonight!

"Paul Rudd has a wife and child?"

tish commented on GOOP: Gwyneth Obviously Out Posing?

"See - I think this is a classic example of a good-looking woman with great legs really not playing to her strengths - cos the ill-fitting dress is kind of pulling down on her bosom and emphasising the bony clavicles (sp?) raher than hoicking up the bosom to celebrate the bosom as it should."

tish commented on What Name Could You Never F*ck?

"@kathymacleod: Victor was my childhood name for my vagina so that's definitely out. I also don't like Troy."

tish commented on What Name Could You Never F*ck?

"Using the 'can you shout it out in the throes of passion' test, I would say that Guy, Harold, Wilfred, St John (pronouced 'Sinjon' in the posh style), Adolf and Dicky fail."

tish commented on Russell Brand On Letterman: Hirsute & Hilarious But Not Homosexual

"@ficticious: Organic cashew nut butter is my latest discovery - is an acquired taste I think - but really more-ish."

tish commented on Darfur: When Assault Becomes A Case For Genocide

"@Vodnik: It's for this reason, I can't really get behind the whole castration thing."

tish commented on Catherine Zeta-Jones Is Ready For Her Close-Up

"@MissMaple: God, that means it's already too late for me."

tish commented on Russell Brand On Letterman: Hirsute & Hilarious But Not Homosexual

"His 'Booky Wook' is funny too - I read it last Christmas Day in fact. He has a v funny joke in a stand up thing I saw on the telly about hearing himself suddenly talk dirty in an American accent during sex and it totally throwing him out of the moment."