tish

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tish commented on Screw The Story's Plot: What Did They Have For Lunch?
"@bowleserised: God, it's weird but when you said 'warm bran mashes in Black Beauty' I suddenly remembered I'd had the exact same thought about wanting to eat it because it sounded warming and tasty. Any kind of Enid Blyton/Mallory Towers/Trebizon/boarding school book made me want to have midnight feasts with my chums on the dorm (but not an apple pie bed!"
http://jezebel.com/5099410/#c9154559 6:04 PM on Nov 27
tish commented on Don't Forget: SNL Live Thread Tonight!
"Paul Rudd has a wife and child?"
http://jezebel.com/5088829/#c8940451 5:55 PM on Nov 15
tish commented on GOOP: Gwyneth Obviously Out Posing?
"See - I think this is a classic example of a good-looking woman with great legs really not playing to her strengths - cos the ill-fitting dress is kind of pulling down on her bosom and emphasising the bony clavicles (sp?) raher than hoicking up the bosom to celebrate the bosom as it should."
http://jezebel.com/5088697/#c8940420 5:51 PM on Nov 15
tish commented on What Name Could You Never F*ck?
"@kathymacleod: Victor was my childhood name for my vagina so that's definitely out. I also don't like Troy."
http://jezebel.com/5087491/#c8925950 4:41 PM on Nov 14
tish commented on What Name Could You Never F*ck?
"Using the 'can you shout it out in the throes of passion' test, I would say that Guy, Harold, Wilfred, St John (pronouced 'Sinjon' in the posh style), Adolf and Dicky fail."
http://jezebel.com/5087491/#c8924901 4:12 PM on Nov 14
tish commented on Russell Brand On Letterman: Hirsute & Hilarious But Not Homosexual
"@ficticious: Organic cashew nut butter is my latest discovery - is an acquired taste I think - but really more-ish."
http://jezebel.com/5085582/#c8912645 8:50 AM on Nov 14
tish commented on Darfur: When Assault Becomes A Case For Genocide
"@Vodnik: It's for this reason, I can't really get behind the whole castration thing."
http://jezebel.com/5086449/#c8912219 8:06 AM on Nov 14
tish commented on Catherine Zeta-Jones Is Ready For Her Close-Up
"@MissMaple: God, that means it's already too late for me."
http://jezebel.com/5085472/#c8899934 3:32 PM on Nov 13
tish commented on Russell Brand On Letterman: Hirsute & Hilarious But Not Homosexual
"His 'Booky Wook' is funny too - I read it last Christmas Day in fact. He has a v funny joke in a stand up thing I saw on the telly about hearing himself suddenly talk dirty in an American accent during sex and it totally throwing him out of the moment."
http://jezebel.com/5085582/#c8899479 3:19 PM on Nov 13