thewordunheard commented on Legendary Super Sweet 16 Ingrate Revisited

"Every time I watch this show, I find myself hoping that somehow their parents' fortunes turn out to have been earned fraudulently, and that they're sued and lose everything and wind up in a project and get terrorized at their public schools. I have not yet been satisfied."

thewordunheard commented on Legendary Super Sweet 16 Ingrate Revisited

"@es-ki-mo: win."

thewordunheard commented on Brad Assists As Angelina Carries Heavy Load

"is that a completely strapless dress?"

thewordunheard commented on Great American Exports

"@AGreenEyeDevil: true that."

thewordunheard commented on Spain's First Female Defense Minister Is 7 Months Preggers & Causing Controversy

"geez, i wanna look that good when i'm 37 and preggers."

thewordunheard commented on Would You Let This Man Call You "Sweetie"?

"ew, i can't STAND that shit."

thewordunheard commented on Dear Ivy League Virgins: Did You Ever Think Maybe Fucking Once In Awhile Would Make You More Fun?

"lena's also a total sweetheart, and janie sounds a bit judgmental."

thewordunheard commented on Former ANTM Contestant Gets Closure With Tyra On Red Carpet

"my boyfriend went to college with kim."

thewordunheard commented on Meet Beth and Brian Willis,

"there's a professor at my alma mater who swears the bag he carries is made of the remains of his late pooch."

thewordunheard commented on "Dear Abby" Strongly Doubts Your Wife's Rape Story

"oh thank you for justifying my irrational hatred of her."

thewordunheard commented on Frumpy Fam: Helena Bonham Carter, Tim Burton & Billy (The Kid)

"billy looks SO MUCH like his daddy."

thewordunheard commented on After the San Diego Union-Tribune

"eek typo."

thewordunheard commented on Creepy PSA On Sexual Abuse Will Leave You Feeling Violated

"@skyeJ: i agree."

thewordunheard commented on A mother in Kentucky has a

"is anyone else mostly amused by the fact that the newscaster calls it "morally offensive"?"

thewordunheard commented on A mother in Kentucky has a

"@westendgirl: i know."

thewordunheard commented on Who's Cuter: Jason Schwartzman Or His Dog?

"on any other day i would have said jason, of course, but this photo is not particularly kind to him."

thewordunheard commented on Doesn't Anyone Write Like A Fucking Chick Anymore?

"@Susan B. and @kellyhelene: agreed!"

thewordunheard commented on Did Lindsay Lohan Get Botox?

"oh god she totes did."