What a bunch of stupid "cartoons."
What a moron.
First of all, alternative papers need to keep their alternative-ness, they need to keep their cover stories, they need to keep their original take on city politics, they need to keep their alternative views, opinions, coverage and analysis of local arts, and they need to keep their alternative comics, columns, features and commentaries. And all of that belongs in print, in a newspaper format---NOT on the internet. Repeat: in print, NOT on the internet. The key is to keep things compact, alternative, interesting, lively, and to keep those alternative advertisers that either can't afford the Post or don't want to advertise in the Post. There is a market for all of this--including in D.C. It's just a matter of being economical, compact, concise and alternative. But don't abandon the very features that made you successful in the first place. And keep those advertisers at affordable rates. And, keep the inventive cover stories--that's a foundation of alternative weeklies. And how about a compromise on output: How about twice a month? That seems best these days.
Yech, all around.
If these memos are indeed real, well, that's a joke right there. Unbelievable.
The St. Paul Sinners, who play sub-minor league ball down the street from the Saints, are offering Larry Craig and Mark Foley Bobble-Head Dolls all Memorial Day Weekend! And the Sinners are playing two Double-Headers this weekend! Similar promotions are planned for the entire months of July and August.
Everyone knows Obama's running mate is going to be Ralph Nader.
It's a joke! No one's going to vote for Nader now, and he's not even going to get on the ballot in most states, probably. And no one's taking him seriously like those few folks did in 2000.
Humor! Sarcasm! Stealth snark! And a little hoaxing.
Are these memos real? Really, is it a joke, or are they real? It's hard to believe that anyone--any single, awake, working real live human being who is being paid to work--in any building on Capitol Hill actually sent out these stupid, idiotic, moronic, dumb memos. Whoever sent out these memos should be given a real talking-to by their bosses about competency, intelligence testing, reviews of their resumes, reviews of their educational background, psychological testing, and the very real possibility that the dumb memosenders should consider working elsewhere. Our tax dollars not at work.
Cindy McCain's posing for Maxim and Barely Legal next!!!!
This is even better than the Orange, N.J. Mayor who was indicted for a second time on fraud charges and that Vito guy from New York who's not running again because of several funny things.
"Fail?" Hah. About several million people are going to soon wake up from their comas and realize that they do not want this unproven, inexperienced, very odd Obama guy as their next President of the United States! McCain will likely be our next President, hands down, winning most states and winning by a comfortable lead.
Unless Ralph Nader wins.
Psst: Here's a secret no one wants to say too publicly: Many, many people don't want to vote for Obama, Clinton OR McCain, and are waiting for that chance on that first Tuesday in November to actually vote for Ralph Nader. And that is not a joke. We've heard a bunch of people, from their twenties to their sixties, say this in recent weeks. And we just might join them. Ralph Nader For President.
I'm An Atheist Creationist!
Does anyone really have "vegan potluck" events? Even vegetarians?
What if a friend who's not vegetarian forgot, and brought, say, some chicken liver, ducks' feet, pigs' feet, frogs' legs and cow tongue? That'd be pretty funny, wouldn't it?!
That's a great post-wedding picture of Jenna Bush!
Anyone associated with this program, if it's real, needs to resign immediately from government. Anyone in a management position who supports this program, if it's real, needs to resign from office immediately. And that is not a joke.
Sbmhawk and Ferrner: Completely disrespectful, unprofessional, uncalled-for, out-of-line, ignorant and so way out of line it's just pathetic. Ted Kennedy has done so much for so many people, including the disadvantaged and those with serious health problems, it's inconceivable that anyone would write something so vile and so stupid on the day that the man who has done so much is diagnosed with a brain tumor. That is just absolutely insane. And there is zero--zilch--comparison between Ted Kennedy and Karl Rove. But you just do not say such offensive things when someone so accomplished has been diagnosed with a brain tumor. You just don't.
Ventura's an idiot.
No snark zone: Ted Kennedy is one of my heroes, and of course he's a hero to millions of others. Maybe, somehow, hopefully, this can be beat and battled and fought and defeated, as Elvis just said. To Ted Kennedy and his family: Get Well Soon!
Stock in Spencer's Gifts just increased by 400 points.
