She is looking more and more like Faye Dunaway every time I see her.
Whoa, that cat is REALLY going after it. Is he putting kitten chow in his hair or what?

Actually, they are both really cute. Do they need a new home? I have space here at my house,
Shelby is a beautiful leader!
Not a big pro basketball fan, but I LOVE college hoops. Hopefully this will mean more college games on TV.
I hope the only decision parents make after reading her blog is to subscribe to another paper.

There is no other paper in Houston. The Chronicle is the only game in town. Although parents could subscribe to the New York Times....
I concur. That shit is for real.
Word. I give it four to five episodes before they yank it from the schedule or move it to Friday or Saturday night because it's not the hit they'd hoped it'd be.
Peace be with you. and your beloved Eleanor.

It will be a year in September for my Maltese, Margaret Louise (Maggie May). I will have to go and have a salad in her honor, because she would fight me for arugula.

I miss my spoiled, elitist dog.
Hellz yeah! Fatties fo Lyfe represent!
Why are they registering for china? I bet Kim hasn't cooked for herself or anyone else since 2002.
I want those shoes that stripper's wearing.
@SkimMilkSteak: Not Gaga's fault. Stephen Fry has always had dodgy sartorial style.
@StuckOnRepeat: Maybe Storm will go into acting.; the name is already there, no changes needed.
5 minutes for a TA; 10 for an assoc. prof; 15 for a full prof with tenure. If the apocalypse is late, how long do I wait?
5 minutes for a TA; 10 for an assoc. prof; 15 for a full prof with tenure. If the rapture is late, how long do I wait?
Joe Jackson should be taken out and maimed.
The Bible.

(not kidding)
@LovelyRitaMetermaid: Word. I'd exacerbate my TMJ to get to that stuff.
@MissAimee: I don't blame that cat. That guy is cute.
It's gonna be the future soon,
And I won't always be this way
When the things that make me weak and strange
Get engineered away....


--Jonathan Coulton
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