Oh good! It's hard to tell these days. Some of the gals on here are getting a bit persnickity lately and I don't know when to bring out the baked goods of appeasement (tm). Always a pleasure though TC, always a pleasure.

I'll aquiesce on that one, seeings how you're succumbing to le swine flu as we speak. One Pavarotti, coming up! Served hot and toasty, like a marshmallow for the ear.

Oh, alright. No Taylor Dane, then. Wouldn't want the Freemasons coming after me and seeking revenge for your demise and all. I'll sing something else for you, I promise. Maybe some classic Spanish fado...but be prepared: The sheer power of my operatic wailing will take your eardrums on the ride of their life. And maybe make them bleed a little.

Oh no!! Not....the Freemasons!!! They're all.......uh..Masonic, and all!!! Anyway I'm sorry to hear you ain't feeling well. Just promise me you'll get better soon or I'll assault you with ghastly renditions of Taylor Dane songs. I'll do it, too. I swear I will.

Hullo darling, just wanted to give you a pinch and say I haven't seen you round these parts in a day or two AND I MEES YOOO. Come back soon pls? I'll sing you songs, if you come back. Nice songs about....about stuff. Nice stuff. Yeah. Anyway hope all's well, holler!! Ay bay bay, Ay bay bay.

I boughted you a billboard for mubber's day, 1 week late cuz it's on sale:

I copy.

You crack me the fuck up.

Well, NOW I don't feel so damn special.