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#jerseyfresh
8 Things Learned From Jersey Shore's Talk Show Appearances
Snooki, The Situation, and Pauly D made the PR rounds this week, appearing on The Tonight Show, The Jay Leno Show, Lopez Tonight, The Wendy Williams Show, and more. Find out what we learned about America's favorite guidos. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Jon's Broke And Jobless; Beyonce's Mom Files For Divorce
- Jon Gosselin's having the worst week ever. Earlier, a judge ended his reality TV career and in his divorce from Kate Gosselin today, she got the house and most of the money, while he'll be making huge child support payments.
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#higoodbye
Stick A Fork In It
Today is yet another one of those food holidays I'm rejecting in favor of something yummier - and more humane. Suggestion - and no, Sadie's post didn't disgust me - cheesy pasta. Your nominations, below. See you Monday. [The Nibble] -
#keepingfrenemiescloser
Her Life In Comics: Rashida Jones Makes A Frenemy
Actress Rashida Jones is leaping head first into the comics industry with her new title Frenemy of the State. Five reasons why this isn't your normal celeb vanity project, after the jump. More » -
#tweetbeat
Hugh Hefner Is Psyched About His Xmas Card From President Obama
Today in Tweet Beat, Nick Jonas is sad that he's single, the airport lost Katy Perry's luggage, and Lost confuses Paris Hilton. More »
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#piggycomments
Bonnie Hunt & Miss Piggy Trash A-Rod & Kate Hudson
Today on Bonnie Hunt's show, Miss Piggy asked her if she'd dump Kate Hudson like A-Rod did. Her confusing, yet definitely mean answer: "No, I won't take a ticket and get on the ride that everyone else has been on." -
#oldies
...Or Your Money Back?
Do you think some groom- or better yet, some random groomsman - ever stormed in the next day, demanding a refund? [Vintage_Ads] -
#afterbirth
The Annals Of Placenta Shenanigans: Now With More Pasta?
If the words "hamburger-shaped vagina" give you pause, stop reading now. Seriously. More » -
#mixedbag
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Wanda Sykes creates a Sarah Palin pop-up book, Tyra makes another half-assed attempt to be Oprah, and a mom gets a job growing marijuana. More » -
#criticalmass
Nine: Like "A Spread In A Victoria's Secret Catalog, Only Less Tasteful"
The much-hyped new musical Nine is based on Federico Fellini's classic 8 1/2 and stars six Oscar-winning actors, but critics find it disappointing. It seems the film is crippled by the same problem plaguing its main character: lack of inspiration. More » -
#equalopportunityjihad
Al Qaeda Now Recruiting Women
The wife of Al Qaeda deputy commander Ayman al-Zawahiri (pictured) has called on Muslim women to "work alongside men to defend their religion, their land, and themselves." This may be evidence that the group is low on, um, manpower. [CBS] -
#twitterati
Preparing for the Worst
Chris Lehmann went shopping for end-times food with end-times people; Kevin Smith prepped his readers for more ass talk; and Evan Williams tried to adjust your movie expectations. The Twitterati braced. [Gawker] -
#hattip
Today In Tips: Nice Guys & Sex Toys
It's finally Friday, which once meant celebrating with episodes of Boy Meets World and Sabrina. Now that we're all adults, lets end the week with Thank Goodness It's Tips, brought to you by readers and the overflowing #tips page. More » -
#picoftheday
Dateline: Slumberland
[A group of journalists catch some z's waiting for the end of negotiations on the twelfth day of the UN Climate Change Conference in Copenhagen, Denmark. Image via Getty] [Gawker] -
#rehabrevelations
"In Trader Joe's, People Smile Knowingly:" The Life Of A Sex Rehab Alum
In a hilarious essay for The Daily Beast, Sex Rehab With Dr. Drew alumna Duncan Roy alleges that Drew's a fraud, the show was artificially packed with porn stars, and — most shocking — the experience actually helped him. More » -
#weekinreview
The Week Secret Societies Were Exposed as Goofy
Are you working, still? Seriously? Get to the bar, ASAP! But before you go, click on some of this stuff, maybe? [Gawker] -
#sadthings
Our Beloved Snooki Immediately Sinks to the Bottom of the Barrel in Steppin' Out
Snooki did an interview with deplorable New Jersey nightlife rag Steppin' Out. Is this the worst union of trashy cool and trashy horrible or is it a marriage made in heaven? Either way, she has some crazy shit to say. [Gawker] -
#leftovers
Girl Prodigy Types 119-Words A Minute • Prosecution Allowed To Seek Death Penalty Against Casey Anthony
• Meet Mackenzie, a child prodigy who can type 119 worlds per minute (the average professional adult types 50-70 wpm). "It makes me feel powerful," she said. "I'd like to get to at least 200." • More » -
#opencaption
iSchlep
[Ed Westwick walks the streets of Manhattan with his haul from a day of shopping, including at the Apple store. Image via INF] [Gawker] -
#printisdead
Esquire's iPhone Issue Ruined by Lack of Fantasy Product
After watching make-believe demos of hypothetical e-magazines running on unreleased tablet computers, it's hard to get excited by Esquire's new iPhone app, running on a puny, non-magaziney screen. At least v2 could be ported to the Apple Tablet! [Gawker] -
#sexliesvideotape
Gaga Ooh La La
Someone has done a frame-by-frame Sims version of Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" video. It's actually less odd than the real thing. [YouTube via Mediaite] -
#herogram
German reporter to Senator Jim Inofe: "You're ridiculous."
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#speakgeek
Star Trek & Girl Gamers: Exploring The Gender Gap In Computer Science
Is the "geeky" image of computer science turning women off to the field? A new scientific study thinks so - but are the forces creating the gender gap in technology really just the perception of comic books and video games?
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