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swimmingly

swimmingly commented on Belgians Turn Penises Into Stars
"after being in europe for awhile, 50 euro cents for 3 condoms is a steal!"
http://gawker.com/5060663/#c8260820 3:19 PM on Oct 10
swimmingly commented on Finally, Someone Who Understands That "Um Is Not An Answer"
"let me just say that I will now begin incorporating Judge Judy expressions into my daily life."
http://jezebel.com/5019376/#c6367794 4:56 AM on Jun 25
swimmingly commented on Dog Days Of Summer
"this is proof that my engineer fetish is totally useful."
http://jezebel.com/5019373/#c6367771 4:46 AM on Jun 25
swimmingly commented on Girl After Our Own Drunken, Period-Sexed Hearts Crashes Tyra
"I want Tyra to air her 'dirty laundry' from her days as a 'world famous super model' and let the audience judge her like she set this poor girl up to be judged."
http://jezebel.com/388680/#c5609858 12:39 AM on May 9
swimmingly commented on What Constitutes a Dry Spell?
"women shouldn't be ashamed of their need for sex."
http://jezebel.com/388678/#c5609765 12:29 AM on May 9

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