<![CDATA[Comments from superlayne]]> <![CDATA[Comments from superlayne]]> <![CDATA[superlayne commented on <i>Resolved</i>: High School Debates Aren't What You Think They Are]]> Holy shit, I almost joined the debate team. Seriously, if I was in a debate, and some one pulled that crap, I would throw my notes at them, excaliming, "Fuck this shit, I'm going home."

Seriously.

Why?

]]> <![CDATA[superlayne commented on Consumerist Flickr Pool Finds]]> @Shannon: Funniest thing in the world, at a farmer's market a pair of rather obese parents were getting dragged by a pair of toddlers with puppy backpack leashes. I was rather sad for those children.

On the first picture, my screen is just small enough that I can't look at the whole thing at once, so for about 10 minutes I scrolled up and down just staring at all the color.

]]> <![CDATA[superlayne commented on Judge Orders Google To Turn Over All YouTube User Data To Viacom]]> Useless. Useless! Totaly changed my comment's message right there.

]]> <![CDATA[superlayne commented on Judge Orders Google To Turn Over All YouTube User Data To Viacom]]> You'd think from sheer volume of the information it would be useful.

]]> <![CDATA[superlayne commented on Google now helps catch criminals.]]> They have ham radio enthusiasts sites? Really? You learn something new everyday.

Whenever I google my name, though, I just get some 11 year old girl who is really good at fishing. Also, a buffalo.

]]> <![CDATA[superlayne commented on Grocery Shrink Ray Zaps Pampers]]> Ugh. I am adopting a potty trained child, screw reproduction.

]]> <![CDATA[superlayne commented on Save Money By Bartering]]> My mom cuts a lady's hair who cleans house for us. So, yea.

]]> <![CDATA[superlayne commented on Ben Popken Talkin' 'Bout Grocery Shrink Ray In Various Media Outlets]]> I don't really mind the shrink ray, just wished there was some, "OH YEA YOU'RE GETTING LESS NOW" label involved or something.

]]> <![CDATA[superlayne commented on AOL Just Wants To Be Left Alone]]> I just remember making myself dizzy in between web pages by spinning around in the computer chair while Aol Kids! loaded. Also hacking into my dad's account to take the parental controls off so I could read fan fiction.

]]> <![CDATA[superlayne commented on New York City Issues Firm Warning Over Fatal Toad-Venom Aphrodisiac]]> @nardo218: Nah, the stuff he took had estrogen in you, you know, so it messed up their diagnostic? Good episode, though.

On topic, why are men dying from aphrodisiacs? I thought they were the success-fictional, consentual alternative to date rape?

]]> <![CDATA[superlayne commented on Agyness Deyn Is In Need Of Food]]> Holy FUCK it's Mike Dirnt!

]]> <![CDATA[superlayne commented on <i>Little Beauties</i>, Or, The Making Of A Psychologically Damaged Child]]> Mr. Tim looks like the guy from Law and Order: CI.

]]> <![CDATA[superlayne commented]]> They make-upped the Asian right off of this model. Wow.

]]> <![CDATA[superlayne commented]]> She kind of looks like a chair.

]]> <![CDATA[superlayne commented]]> This would be great at a Ren Faire.

]]> <![CDATA[superlayne commented on Women Have A Complex Relationship With Porn]]> @PhDork: Agreed.

The only stuff I can stand is XTube. The girls, the few times I've bothered with things with girls in them, were cuter. Only beef is all the wanking videos are in the gay section.

]]> <![CDATA[superlayne commented on Is Feminism Doomed?]]> I'm just glad the world is ending in four years.

]]> <![CDATA[superlayne commented on Wal-Mart's Logo Is Getting A Makeover]]> @anibundel: Stephan Colbert might have to switch grocery providers.

This seems like an idea made in fail. Our store recently got a make over, and is now full of fauxwood floors and fancy greeting card shelves. I guess they want it all to match.

]]> <![CDATA[superlayne commented on 4 Waters Enhanced With 100% Hype]]> I think Sobe is drinking a different kind of water.

Yea, it's the same with Diet Coke Plus and whatever. Sure, drink it, but if you start lauding the health benefits of your aspartame and artificial coloring you're going to get backhanded.

]]> <![CDATA[superlayne commented on This Target Coupon Is Made Of Lies]]> @BuddyGuyMontag: Married couples can need Wiis. I'd be hella disappointed if all I got for tying the knot were a bunch of pans and a vacuum.

]]> <![CDATA[superlayne commented on Dog Days Of Summer]]> My cats hate me. 3:

]]> <![CDATA[superlayne commented on The Modern Wedding Ceremony: Full Of Patriarchal Pitfalls!]]> I kinda hate my dad a lot. He doesn't own me, my husband won't own me.

Unless the groom has his mommy walk him down too, then I'd be all for it.

]]> <![CDATA[superlayne commented on You can get a free Playtex]]> @apronk: Are wet nurses still legal?

But yea, everyone is different.

]]> <![CDATA[superlayne commented on Loose Lips]]> So has Mr. Micheal-Smith traded in his computer for a bullwhip?

]]> <![CDATA[superlayne commented on Low Notes At Songwriters Hall Of Fame]]> @superlayne: Also, Rzeznik needs to step down and let Robby star in a music video for once.

]]> <![CDATA[superlayne commented on Low Notes At Songwriters Hall Of Fame]]> Ugh. I found an indie band, but it's entirely made out of dudes. Not charming older women, meh.

]]> <![CDATA[superlayne commented on Twelve "Necessities" That Drain Your Cash]]> I wouldn't make my worst enemy forgo the amazing education I'm getting at my current boarding school for the disgusting lump of feces that my local school district tries to pass as an effective, satisfying, and over all GOOD education.

]]> <![CDATA[superlayne commented on Oldies But Goodies]]> @NerD!!!: I am so the same way. I get irrationally angry when my friend puts in contacts to look "prettier" while everyone blindly compliments her. She not only looks blind, but she is so cute when her glasses on. I don't understand why people lucky enough to be BLESSED with poor vision and glasses have to go slapping their genetics in the face. D: Or I might be weird.

]]> <![CDATA[superlayne commented on The Fat Cat Epidemic: Unfortunate, But Cute!]]> My vet said my boy cat needed to be 13 pounds and my girl cat needed to be 11. Unless this is a kitten, as opposed to an adult, Rachel must be making things up. She looks too much like Miley Cyrus for me to take her seriously.

]]> <![CDATA[superlayne commented on Mastercard Says Merchants Can't Require Additional ID, Except In Specific Circumstances]]> Hell, they should just put pictures of the cardholders on the damn cards. Cut down on fraud and make all of this arguing moot.

]]> <![CDATA[superlayne commented on Should 8-Year Olds Wear Contacts?]]> Glasses on children are adorable. When I was younger I tried to ruin my eyes just so I COULD wear glasses.

Maybe it's just me, but this seems to be another case of "over sexualizing" little girls. Sure, it mentions kids in the broader term, but in most cases glasses are considered imperfections, like non-blond hair and most sizes above zero. Children, especially young girls, should have to "stick it out" with their glasses until their teens. By caving and giving younger kids contacts sooner, you're admitting that looks are the more important than the safety risks (infections) or the price.

]]> <![CDATA[superlayne commented on As part of an overall effort]]> So, passengers, please, squat over the poop-hole and hope you don't fall backwards.

Fuel's expensive, bitches.

]]> <![CDATA[superlayne commented on When Being A Born-Again Virgin Requires Surgery]]> Long story short I think I broke mine with a fork.

]]> <![CDATA[superlayne commented on Roofing Co Sends Misleading"Class Action" Junk Mail, Fakes Customer Reviews Online]]> Blogging each other? Sounds sexy.

]]> <![CDATA[superlayne commented on Do You Have Any Naked Pictures Of Your Mother? The TSA Does]]> This gives me so many squick vibes. I'm honestly disgusted by the idea of them subjecting children to this. Not that many children travel, sure, but who is to say a clever pedophile wouldn't mind slogging through grown up nudity to get a few gems. This is inappropriate all around. At least with a pat down, you see you're dealing with, and you would KNOW it is someone of your own gender, making it a lot less...uncomfortable? Nasty?

If, Xenu help me, I ever have to fly, and they try to stick me in a nudey-box, I will just LEAVE, expensive ticket and all behind.

]]> <![CDATA[superlayne commented on Grocery Shrink Ray Hits Dawn Soap]]> @ryan_h: Eat less soap?

]]> <![CDATA[superlayne commented on LOL<i>Vogue</i>: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid]]> How the HELL is that last one the Silver Surfer?

Also, the angel model totes has an odd lump at her waist the photoshopper missed...Oops! It has a shenis!

]]> <![CDATA[superlayne commented on Angry Women In The Workplace Seen As "Less Competent" Than Men]]> @ilikenoise is Queen of Su Dokus: That is one of my favorite movies adaptions of anything...

]]> <![CDATA[superlayne commented on Gibson Sues Makers Of Guitar Hero And Rock Band For Patent Infringement]]> I actually can play a little bit of a real guitar, and play guitar hero myself. The game is much different from the instrument, and I understand that. I'm sick of hearing other guitarists bitch about the game. It's a simulation, which implies instant gratification. Just stop whining and laugh at how easy the game makes it look.

]]> <![CDATA[superlayne commented on A piece of a US Airways jet]]> The tangent universe has been destroyed. :D

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