I don't have time to give you a history lesson, but you can look into it if you're interested. (I'm sure you're not. You seem very secure in the fact that you know everything. )
Most do come out looking a little weird, but I've seen some really beautiful newborn babies - even from vaginal births.
And, yes, for all the people who have seemingly never been around black babies, they often start out a bit lighter and have straighter hair in the early weeks.
Not that it's any of our business what color or texture someone's baby is! Jesus.
Most of us don't think of men as having eating disorders, but that could certainly be the case as well.