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ANTM Finale: And The Winner Is…
On last night's finale of Cycle 13, Laura and Nicole "stomped to the death" in a fashion show to battle it out for the coveted title of America's Next Top Model (and then struggle to find work later). More » -
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#pettherapy
Precious Pet Otter
Meet Sidney, a domesticated baby otter, whose cuteness is only marred by the poop on his owner's cream-colored carpet, and the Jon & Kate Plus 8 theme song in the background. [Buzzfeed] More » -
#tweetbeat
Lindsay Lohan Has A Passion For Producing, Directing, Writing
Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay thinks she's sold a show she's written, Ryan Seacrest is psyched about being taller than Kim Kardashian (when she's not wearing heels), and Simon Pegg meets Mariah Carey. More »
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#fairnessdoctrines
Punch Back In Anger: Palin Supporters Send Pissed-Off Emails
Since starting off Sarah Palin week, we've received a barrage of emails from some of the former Alaska Governor's supporters. After the jump, a sampling. More » -
#overthehills
The Hills: Fake Is The New Real
The Hills is kinda like The Truman Show. We know that most of the drama is scripted, but the cast seems more convinced of their false reality than the audience does. Last night's episode was an example of this. More » -
#jennalovesoprah
Oprah Discovers Porn, Jenna Jameson
Today's episode was all about how women are not only viewing porn to get off, but viewing it as a viable career option. Guest Jenna Jameson discussed her experiences, regrets, and how she doesn't consider herself a blow job "professional." More » -
#tweetbeat
Lindsay Lohan Tries To Start Dramz With Samantha Ronson
Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay catches Sam in a lie, Sarah Palin is finally about to shut down her Governor of Alaska Twitter account, Solange is out-fashioned BeyoncĂ©, and Rivers Cuomo is having a baby (with his wife). More »
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#dumphim
True Life: When Women Stay With Asshole Boyfriends
Last night's True Life: I Can't Leave My Boyfriend followed young women who are obviously involved with men who treat them horribly and have no respect for them. It's not exactly an uncommon situation, but it's certainly a frustrating one. More » -
#eightisenough
Jon & Kate Plus 8: Jon Prefers 2 Phones Over 8 Kids
On last night's penultimate episode of JKP8, TLC aired never-before-seen footage of "stories…interrupted by the events of this summer," i.e., the Gosselins' breakup and Jon's breach of contract with TLC. Obviously, this footage doesn't paint him in a good light. More » -
#roguerules
Sarah Palin's 8 Contradictions, Complaints & Inconsistencies On Oprah
During her Oprah interview earlier today, Sarah Palin spoke out on several issues, including sexism (it exists/doesn't exist), and the importance of choice (women should have the right to make choices/women should not have the right to choose abortion). More »
