February 6, 2012 – After the Daily Mail ran a story about Ioana Spangenberg, an 84 lb. model with a 20-inch waist (which becomes even smaller when she wears her corset) I naturally watched a YouTube clip of her impossible Barbie-Doll-come-to-life proportions in motion and couldn't help but wonder, "What the fuck does... More »

February 6, 2012 – All the good stuff happens to Lady Mary. All the boys like her, all the cousins want to marry her, all the Turkish diplomats die fucking her, all the attention is always on her, everyone is betting their money on her, Carson likes her. More »

February 3, 2012 – Mario Lopez's dog Julio started a Twitter account last week and it's become increasingly obvious that he has a drinking problem, makes wildly inappropriate, sexual comments, and that he's kind of a misogynist. More »

February 3, 2012 – The fact that 80% of Pinterestusers are women has naturally led the site — the latest social network darling — to be denigrated by the rest of the internet as something "confusing" and ultimately frivolous for its users' focus on domesticity, weddings, fashion, crafting, and home decor. More »

February 3, 2012 – It kind of goes without saying, but Jesus Christ, do not follow the health advice of anyone on Jersey Shore. On last night's episode, Snooki was suffering from a urinary tract infection (which we later learned was caused by anal sex).

February 3, 2012 – Last night, in some reality TV crossover weirdness, MTV's Jersey Shore stars Snooki and JWoww appeared on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live, where they really opened up to host Andy Cohen, mostly about the goings-on of their vaginas.

February 2, 2012 – First it was hoarders, then it was extreme couponers, now TLC is turning its attention on people who obsessively fill their homes with tons of things called My Crazy Obsession. More »

February 2, 2012 – Porn. Gang-rape. Bestiality. Feminism. An abusive marriage. Hepatitis. Liver failure. Violent death. Basically none of the aspects of Deep Throat's Linda Lovelace's life are particularly audience-friendly so it's a little weird that two films are clamoring to tell her tale. More »

February 1, 2012 – Back in the early '90s, RuPaul hosted some portion of MTV's Spring Break in a skimpy bathing suit and super high heels. I was about 12 then, and watching it on TV when my Grandpa walked in and said, "Whoa, look at the legs on her." And I was like, "Grandpa! More »

February 1, 2012 – The thing about Joan & Melissa is that it's obviously a scripted "reality" show, but since Joan Rivers is doing the writing, it's actually really funny.

February 1, 2012 – I don't know if I've ever seen someone freak out at the idea of not being able to smoke weed as much as Jenelle did on last night's Teen Mom 2. After being put on probation stemming from an arrest for possession of drug paraphernalia, Jenelle's lawyer warned her not to do any drugs, drink any...

January 31, 2012 – There's no way The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills could have a reunion show without confronting the dead, abusive elephant in the room: Russell Armstrong.

(Jezebel.com ) January 31, 2012 – Frozen diet meals cater to that particular — and vast — demographic of people who are at once lazy and calorie-conscious. Like some of us here. [Deadspin]

January 31, 2012 – Frozen diet meals cater to that particular — and vast — demographic of people who are at once lazy and calorie-conscious. Like some of us here. More »

(Jezebel.com ) January 31, 2012 – Frozen diet meals cater to that particular — and vast — demographic of people who are at once lazy and calorie-conscious. Like some of us here. [Lifehacker]

January 31, 2012 – Much unlike many a magazine editor who recommends you buy all sorts of crap that they most likely got for free, your Jezebel staff doesn't get jack shit (other than books, unsolicited). More »

(Jezebel.com ) January 31, 2012 – Frozen diet meals cater to that particular — and vast — demographic of people who are at once lazy and calorie-conscious. Like some of us here. [Gawker]

January 31, 2012 – You can breathe a sigh of relief: Your cesarean won't make your child obese, as suggested by a controversial Brazilian study last year, the theory of which is part of the "hygiene hypothesis" which claims a link between a lack of exposure to certain bacteria in the birth canal during vaginal... More »

January 30, 2012 – The only thing worse than not being able to hold the man you love in your arms is not being able to hold his boner in your vagina. And so is the case with Lady Mary and Matthew, after he suffered a spinal injury in the war. "You mean there can be no children?" Lord Grantham asked the doctor. "No... More »