Annie commented on United Airlines Thinks You're Willing To Pay $9 For A Snack

"No, I have other plans for that money."

Annie commented on "Self-Reflection": A Bizarre & Macabre Short Story, Brought To You By Vogue

"Why do so many of them look like they're trying to decide whether or not to poop? I don't care if you are seven feet tall and weigh twelve pounds, slumping over with your legs akimbo is not sexy."

Annie commented on 7 Things You Should Never Say To A Customer Service Rep, And 7 Things You Should

"In what world would telling a CSR that you were going to kill them or someone else be an effective strategy?"

Annie commented on Elisabeth Hasselbeck Has Never Used A Vibrator

"I made my uptight friend buy a vibe while her husband was deployed."

Annie commented on Katherine Heigl's Emmy Snub Might Be A Stand For Strong Female Characters

"@shoesonwrong Barb Henrickson."

Annie commented on Katherine Heigl's Emmy Snub Might Be A Stand For Strong Female Characters

"*Betty Suarez from Ugly Betty *Veronica Mars from Veronica Mars *Lynette Scavo from Desperate Housewives *Barb Henrick from Big Love (Yes, she is one of three wives, but still."

Annie commented on "Croissant…coffee… double cognac."

"@lurkystars: Oh dear lord, yes."

Annie commented on Meet The New Characters In Smallville Season 8

""Some of the show's mysteries, like the numbers, will never be explained, for fear of cheapening them..." Earlier, in the Lost Writer's Room Writer One: We wrote ourselves into a corner and have no idea how to tie everything together, so we're starting damage control early. Writer Two: Like the numbers."

Annie commented on Do You Tell Sex Partners About Your STDs?

"I'm sort of surprised this is even an issue up for debate."

Annie commented on The Feminal is a traveling

"I bet you can hear the ocean if you put your ear to it."

Annie commented on Pregnant Man Thomas Beatie Appears On Oprah

"There is nothing inherently wrong with wanting to have a child that is biologically connected to you, but I guess that I personally have a very hard time understanding why people persist in putting so much money and effort into bringing a child into the world that is genetically theirs. This might make me really unpopular, but I kind of just wish that they had adopted."

Annie commented on Why Does Renee Zellwegger Look Like Her Carolina Herrera Smells Funky?

"Her shoes make her look like she's en pointe and the toe part is just for decoration."

Annie commented on Elijah Wood's Musician Girlfriend: WANT. DRESS.

"So, who do I contact about getting my soul back now that Elijah has stolen it from me with his terrifying eyes?"

Annie commented on 33% Of Boys Are Okay With Breaking Up Over Email

"My husband and I have a joint email account."

Annie commented on Tyra: Pageant Mom Insults Young Feminist's Love Of A Good Book

"@littlebunnyfoofoo : Home schooling a kid doesn't make a parent overly protective."

Annie commented on Fashion Falters At Opening of Vanity Fair Celeb Portrait Exhibit

"Okay, I guess I'll be the one to say it. Who is going to tell Twiggy that her shoes are on wrong?"

Annie commented on Military Wife Says Raising A Baby At Home Is Harder Than Fighting In Iraq

"Planning on dumping her recent Iraq War veteran husband in their guest bedroom because she just doesn't really want to be with him anymore is not a sign of immaturity."

Annie commented on What Do You Call Your Ladyparts?

"It's my bajingo, ala Scrubs."