But I get the skepticism on the FDA -- not so long ago, they decided not to approve OTC Plan B, even though I believe nearly their entire board voted to do so? Something about being GWB's bitches....

Now, if the overall beauty aesthetic could move closer to this point, it'd be better for all of us.

However, I love the fact that she has balls enough to wear them, so she is the one person over the age of four that I give a leggings-pass. She is adorable.

However, I am so over this flats craze. They're not cute, they're not attractive, and they tend to be totally lacking in arch support. And they're ugly. Please cease and desist, peeps. So many nice outfits ruined by ug shoes.

My question is this: yes, for us gigantically-boobed ladies, bras are an absolute necessity. But how many women in less affluent countries have the luxury of being fat enough to need giant knocker-holder-uppers? I know I'm making a broad, sweeping generalization, but it hasn't been made yet!

I can't see who made the comment about not wanting to donate worn stuff, and I used to do the same thing, until one of the nice ladies told me that they take anything that's just too far gone and sell it to textile-recycling peeps, to shred and use for filling and scrap and whatever.

Also, there's nothing on a bra or in undies that proper laundering won't kill. Germaphobes must chill!

I cannot help but love her for that. Um, go Reese.

Unfortunately, word is that MTV won't release Daria because it's crammed to the gills with copyrighted music, and it would be a bitch to get that sorted out, and they don't want to put the effort into replacing the existing music with cleared music. I offered them my firstborn, and they simply said it was "not feasible at this time."

However, it was oddly clever, for Paris. Still, I hate that bitches can't just freaking stick together.

FWIW, I'm no prude, but that picture seems too racy for network, to me. Sideboob is really pushing it, as is barely-covered ass. If it's any indication of what the video was like, I don't have a huge problem with the weenies and their tizzy. (Though I think their concern is misguided. Peeps need to worry less about what's on the TV, less about abstinence-only, and actually parent their kids.)

Superficial: what is with every famous or semi-famous woman doing the Jessica-Simpson big-purse-in-crook-of-arm, with-or-without-something-in-that-hand-so-it-looks-slightly-less-silly thing? Embrace the shoulder strap, peeps.

Girlhood is annoying, at times. Do you see men handwashing shit? No.

The nanny has my hair. (And my expression.) Ladies with hopelessly wayward hair, unite!

And that is just sad.

@Centaurea: my first thought exactly. I was waiting for the super-traditional, ultra-Italian name, and then we get this...L.A. blah.

When are Ashlee Simpson's fifteen minutes going to be up? What is her purpose, exactly? Can anyone explain this?

That whole family makes mah head hurt, and I hate that we all know about this crap. Living in a fishbowl is not going to help that girl.

Because if everyone does it, it's magically not stupid, I guess? I don't wanna get all crotchety-old-lady, but kids are morons, and if they wear stupid crap, they deserve to be shamed.

1) I'm too short to reach the high shelves, and too tall for "average" pants, even though they supposedly fit 5'4" - 5'7". Why can't we have eleventy-million inseam lengths, like men? Fricking fashion patriarchy!

2) Girls under 5'3" somehow manage to ALWAYS end up with guys who are 6'1" and over. Seriously. Every super-short girl I've ever known has only dated really tall guys. Leave the tall men for the tall girls! Pick someone your own size! Let's all have a shot at wearing pretty shoes and having sex without props (if we want)! If we all stuck to guys 6-8 inches taller than we were, there would be many fewer women of perfectly reasonable height (me) stuck not being able to wear heels for fear of making some moron (my soon-to-be-ex-husband; two ex-boyfriends) insecure.

Okay, fine. I'll continue the douche boycott. But I have reservations.

Though I bet they have smaller poo. But still. Have never had the urge to costume my dog, which I guess is one of the big pluses of having one of these tiny things?

Dana Perino can, to borrow a phrase from Cartman, suck my balls. It's this kind of insidious, girly bullshit that makes the subset of men-who-are-morons feel justified in thinking that anyone with boobs is a dolt.

Spitzer's a tool, though, fer sher.

I utterly disagree with the idea of a prenup having anything to do with whether the marriage succeeds or fails. Ignoring a risk or probability doesn't erase it. Over 50% of marriages end in divorce, and to insist that you'll be one of the <50% that succeed, and to refuse to take any precautions is incredibly shortsighted, IMO. Part of feminism, I'd argue, is being responsible for yourself, and I think a prenup falls in pretty well with that.

Well, if that's wrong, I don't wanna be right. To borrow a phrase, nom nom nom.