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#wakeupdeadspin
The Perfect Gift For The Kris Brown Fan In Your Life
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. [Deadspin] -
#traderoundup
Jersey Shore: Racist Against Italians?
There was a time when it meant something to be racist against Italians. These days, no one bats an eye if you make an "A-pizza pie!" joke. Except this Italian-American organization has drawn the line at MTV's "Jersey Shore". [Gawker] -
#nba
Doing Porn The Natural Career Move For NBA Dancer
Atlanta dancer Briana — sorry, "Brandy Blair" — puts her flexibility, gregariousness, and scary fake boobs to good use at her new job. Ironic how the Hawks start to tear it up as she starts getting torn up. [PR Newswire] [Deadspin] -
#sad
Ex-Knick Finds Out That Crack Can Kill
Dean Meminger is in critical condition after a fire that investigators say was caused by a crack pipe. Several recently-used crack pipes were found in Meminger's apartment. Ruh-roh. [Deadspin] -
#soccer
This Policy Would Bankrupt The Adams Division
After a shameful 9-1 thumping at Tottenham, Wigan's players will personally reimburse fans for their tickets. However, the trip from Greater Manchester to London was the first time Latics supporters experienced culture, and as such won't be refunded. [Wigan Athletic] [Deadspin] -
#gfail
Racist Picture of Michelle Obama Will Live on Forever in Google Image Search
Yikes, we need a moment to wash our eyes with cool, clear water after looking at that thing . OK: Google is refusing to remove a picture of Michelle Obama photo-shopped to look like a monkey from image search results. [Gawker] -
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#collegefootball
PETA And Skynet Team Up To Take On U Of Georgia
Because nothing even remotely animal-related can happen without PETA getting involved, the animal rights organization is recommending that the recently deceased Uga VII be replaced with an animatronic bulldog. And this is how the robot war begins... [Deadspin] -
#whimsy
Baby Tressel Is A Sharp Dresser
Concerned reader Robert is worried that regular Mangino won't be with us much longer, so his baby form will go wanting. So he presents the world with Baby Tressel. Thoughts? [Deadspin] -
#dinnerdate
Meet Obama's (Other) Gay BFF
It's well known that movie mogul David Geffen is Obama's Gay Friend. This was reinforced by tonight's state dinner, where Geffen sat at Obama's table. Oh, and Geffen's plus one was there, too: His hunky, 26 year-old boyfriend. [Gawker] -
#foundfootage
Scariest Dinosaur-On-Dinosaur Violence Ever Filmed?
Just how crazy were film-makers willing to get to convey the awfulness of dinosaur combat, back in the day? Check out this horrendous sequence from 1960's Irwin Allen spectacular The Lost World, in which lizards covered with makeup battle. [io9] -
#yum
The White House State Dinner Menu: Delish!
What are you eating tonight? Whatever it is, it's not as good as what they're serving at Obama's first state dinner. Unless you are actually at the state dinner, in which case: You're in for a real treat! [Gawker] -
#football
Monster 6-Year-Old Lays Opponents The F**k Out
There's always one football player who's bigger and faster than everyone else. In preps, it's infuriating. In college, it's awe-inspiring. But in Pop Warner football, it's hilarious and makes you revel in tiny children getting wrecked. [With Leather] [Deadspin] -
#pullquote
Marcus Brauchli —
executive editor of the Washington Post explaining the newspaper's decision to close its remaining U.S. bureaus in New York, Los Angeles and Chicago, to the Washington Post. [Gawker] -
#stealthisorganizationalpitch
How To Make Macy's Thanksgiving Parade More Scifi-Friendly
If Thanksgiving is about one thing, it's not turkey, family or even giving thanks. It's about watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and complaining about the floats, balloons and special guests. Here's what we'd rather see instead. [io9] -
#todayincatalogs
Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares
The new Barneys New York catalog urges, "Have A Witty Holiday." Shopping the pages, you realize: You can't afford one. More » -
#conceptart
Bioshock Paintings Take Glourious Neon and Art Deco Underwater
Tim Warnock has provided concept artwork and designs for Watchmen and Harry Potter. Just for fun, he's created a series of stunning matte paintings that capture Bioshock's underwater city of Rapture in its glory days, all shimmering art deco. [io9] -
#truecrime
A Forced Miscarriage Is a Most Gruesome and Fascinating Crime
Three things make a good true crime story: sex, death and lacing things with poison. The crime of forcing a woman to have a miscarriage invariably has all three of these things—plus the added "zing" of abortion politics. [Gawker] -
#picoftheday
Hillary Clinton Has No Flaws Whatsoever
[Secretary of State Hillary Clinton—alongside Indian ambassador to the U.S. Meera Shankar—beams at the arrival of Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh at the White House today. Step inside to see Joe Biden's reaction. Image via Getty] [Gawker] -
#chefswhites
Warning: Do Not Read While Hungry
Marcus Samuelsson's White House State Dinner menu may induce a powerful craving for White House arugula, pralines. [Time] -
#the00s
The Best of 00's Derby: Was It the Age of Quirk?
The last five weeks of every decade generally bring a frenzy of media list-making. However, in this first decade of the blogging era, the cataloging of best and worsts should approach H1N1 emergency levels. [Gawker] -
#newmoon
Twilight Heroin And Biting Fans: More WTF Twilight Stories
Last week we brought you the 30 Most Disturbing Twilight products, and since New Moon's release, the crazy just hasn't stopped pouring in. One man bit a Twi-hard, someone created a vibrating Edward doll — and there is Twilight-themed heroin. [io9] -
#dirtbagafterdark
Lohan Leaks Gosselin Call; John & Gerard Bond Over Womanizing
- Is Michael Lohan out of taped conversations with family members? He's leaked a recording in which Jon Gosselin says, "I put my kids out there to every pedophile on the planet and they never got paid for it? It's disgusting."
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#princessofmars
Traci Lords Is "A Princess Of Mars." God Help Us All.
Can't wait another couple years for the Andrew Stanton-Michael Chabon John Carter Of Mars movie? You don't have to. Asylum, maker of so many bargain-basement epics, is putting out Princess Of Mars now. The trailer reveals Traci Lords' Deja Thoris. [io9]
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