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Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares

Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares #todayincatalogs #barneysnewyork

Should Feminism Be "About Equality For Males?"

Should Feminism Be "About Equality For Males?" #feminisms #mensrights

Age Of Innocence? 3-Year-Olds Think They're Fat

Age Of Innocence? 3-Year-Olds Think They're Fat #kidstoday #weightyissues

Going <i>Vogue</i>: Anna Wintour Meets Alaskan Winter

Going Vogue: Anna Wintour Meets Alaskan Winter #coverlies #goingvogue

<i>Jon & Kate Plus 8</i> Finale: A 32-Year-Old Father Considers Growing Up

Jon & Kate Plus 8 Finale: A 32-Year-Old Father Considers Growing Up #eightisenough #jonandkateplus8fin

Police Say Daul Kim Left A Suicide Note

Police Say Daul Kim Left A Suicide Note #rip #daulkimdeath

Ashro: Stop Being Such A Slob And Get Yourself A Suit, Hat & Wig

Ashro: Stop Being Such A Slob And Get Yourself A Suit, Hat & Wig #todayincatalogs #ashro

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      The Perfect Gift For The Kris Brown Fan In Your Life

      Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. [Deadspin]
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      There was a time when it meant something to be racist against Italians. These days, no one bats an eye if you make an "A-pizza pie!" joke. Except this Italian-American organization has drawn the line at MTV's "Jersey Shore". [Gawker]
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      Doing Porn The Natural Career Move For NBA Dancer

      Atlanta dancer Briana — sorry, "Brandy Blair" — puts her flexibility, gregariousness, and scary fake boobs to good use at her new job. Ironic how the Hawks start to tear it up as she starts getting torn up. [PR Newswire] [Deadspin]
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      This Policy Would Bankrupt The Adams Division

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    • #gfail

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    • #collegefootball

      PETA And Skynet Team Up To Take On U Of Georgia

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    • #whimsy

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    • #dinnerdate

      Meet Obama's (Other) Gay BFF

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    • #foundfootage

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    • #yum

      The White House State Dinner Menu: Delish!

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    • #football

      Monster 6-Year-Old Lays Opponents The F**k Out

      There's always one football player who's bigger and faster than everyone else. In preps, it's infuriating. In college, it's awe-inspiring. But in Pop Warner football, it's hilarious and makes you revel in tiny children getting wrecked. [With Leather] [Deadspin]
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    • #pullquote

      Marcus Brauchli —

      executive editor of the Washington Post explaining the newspaper's decision to close its remaining U.S. bureaus in New York, Los Angeles and Chicago, to the Washington Post. [Gawker]
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    • #stealthisorganizationalpitch

      How To Make Macy's Thanksgiving Parade More Scifi-Friendly

      If Thanksgiving is about one thing, it's not turkey, family or even giving thanks. It's about watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and complaining about the floats, balloons and special guests. Here's what we'd rather see instead. [io9]
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    • #todayincatalogs

      Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares

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    • #conceptart

      Bioshock Paintings Take Glourious Neon and Art Deco Underwater

      Tim Warnock has provided concept artwork and designs for Watchmen and Harry Potter. Just for fun, he's created a series of stunning matte paintings that capture Bioshock's underwater city of Rapture in its glory days, all shimmering art deco. [io9]
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    • #truecrime

      A Forced Miscarriage Is a Most Gruesome and Fascinating Crime

      Three things make a good true crime story: sex, death and lacing things with poison. The crime of forcing a woman to have a miscarriage invariably has all three of these things—plus the added "zing" of abortion politics. [Gawker]
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      By Adrian Chen
    • #picoftheday

      Hillary Clinton Has No Flaws Whatsoever

      [Secretary of State Hillary Clinton—alongside Indian ambassador to the U.S. Meera Shankar—beams at the arrival of Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh at the White House today. Step inside to see Joe Biden's reaction. Image via Getty] [Gawker]
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      Warning: Do Not Read While Hungry

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    • #dirtbagafterdark

      Lohan Leaks Gosselin Call; John & Gerard Bond Over Womanizing

      • Is Michael Lohan out of taped conversations with family members? He's leaked a recording in which Jon Gosselin says, "I put my kids out there to every pedophile on the planet and they never got paid for it? It's disgusting."
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    • #princessofmars

      Traci Lords Is "A Princess Of Mars." God Help Us All.

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