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#mediameltdowns
Breaking News: Red Sox Fan Is Terrible Human
A college newspaper columnist wrote the douchiest column in the history of douchey college newspaper columns. What's the sports angle? Check the author's headshot. There's your sports angle. [Deadspin] -
#bravenewstrategy
Clip of Beaver Peeing on Reporter's Face Suggests CBS Is Courting the Failblog Crowd
CBS News has a new strategy for maximizing video virality: Slow-motion replays of their news reporters' most humiliating moments. [Gawker] -
#nhl
Optimistic Coyotes Fan Misses Point Entirely
An Internet commenter on the new shuttle service that takes fans to Phoenix's arena:"When I lived in Denver, the Broncos ran shuttles from the park-an-rides to the stadium. The Denver Broncos always sold out games. Good move!" [KTAR] [Deadspin] -
#highinfiber
Columnist Literally Eats His Words, Proving Print Is Still Better for Some Things
Take that, new media. Let's see Arianna Huffington issue a retraction as awesome as sports columnist Rick Morrissey chewing up and literally eating the shredded remains of an old article. [Gawker] -
#thedailyshow
Jon Stewart Had to Watch an Entire Episode of "Hannity"
You know about how Jon Stewart caught Sean Hannity lying, basically, about the size of a conservative rally on his show? And how Sean Hannity apologized? On his daily program tonight, Stewart made fun of this, and it was funny. [Gawker] -
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#sad
Funny Headline Features Culturally Relevant Acronym
Ha: the Christian Science Monitor has a funny headline: "Irish Priest Kidnapped in Philippines released by MILF" (Moro Islamic Liberation Front). ROFLMAO, until you learn that the MILF is a violent paramilitary group which sometimes beheads people. WTF. [Gawker] -
#foundfootage
The Coolest Vampire Blood-Drinking Scene You've Ever Watched [NSFW]
Twilight and True Blood can just shut the hell up, because this scene from early-80s New Wave vamp flick The Hunger is the sexiest, coolest, blood-soakingest best vamp moment ever. [io9] -
#soccer
The Best Taunt You'll See All Week
The Hartford goalie warms up for the shootout by doing cartwheels (20-second mark); Stony Brook's shooter doesn't appreciate that. Let's see what happens next. [Deadspin] -
#poeticjustice
Illinois Man Takes Stupid Page from Stupid Letterman Blackmailer's Stupid Script
Looks like Letterman's blackmailer has set a ridiculous precedent for criminals: Claim that the evidence against you is nothing but a work of art! This guy's attorneys say his very threatening and unlyrical note was actually "rap lyrics". [Gawker] -
#exclusive
Fox News Declares Cyberwar on Liberal Blogosphere
How do you annoy the maximum number of Liberal blogs with minimal effort? If you're Fox News, all you have to do is shut down the YouTube channel that supplies them with infuriating O'Reilly Factor clips. Today, Fox did this! [Gawker] -
#whimsy
Mario, Luigi Wanted For Assault, Battery
Super Mario Kart is the greatest sports game of all time; if you disagree, you are a Communist. That's why I bring you warning that the game is much uglier when translated into real life. [Deadspin] -
#projectrunway
Live Blogging Project Runway, Week 13
It was last February that this season's final runway competition took place. So the show's editors have had nine full months to gestate and give birth the two-part final that begins tonight. Will it be a boy or a girl? [Gawker] -
#oy
Jon Gosselin Gives Levi Johnston Parenting Advice
Last night, famous single dads Jon Gosselin and Levi Johnston appeared on The Insider together, where they actually were asked to debate over which guy has the worse reputation. (Jon whined that he did.) More » -
#mlb
John Wetteland Hospitalized For His Mental Health
When police responded to calls of a possible suicidal person, the Mariners bullpen coach and former closer came out with his hands in the air, telling them he "needed help." More to follow as we get it. [KTVT] [Deadspin] -
#conspiracies
Katie Couric Reveals Who Really Controls the Media
Katie Couric made a list of the "most powerful" people in media for Forbes and they're all... Jews. Kidding, only six of 11 are Jews. The real power belongs to computer nerds. Couric mentioned zero old media people. [Gawker] -
#lovehurts
Wanna Screw? Hardware Store Employee's Crush Gets Her In Trouble
Cops arrested Katie Smith today: She sold a man a pressure washer worth several hundred dollars for $3.66. Smith incorrectly rang up $20,000 worth of merchandise for the guy over 4 months, hoping he'd be her boyfriend. [CBS] -
#dirtbagafterdark
Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
- According to documents filed by the FBI and U.S. Attorney's office today, an acquaintance of Cindy Crawford's former nanny threatened to sell a picture of her 7-year-old daughter bound to a chair in revealing clothing.
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#movies
Disaster Movie Moments That Pissed Us Off The Most
Sure, disaster movies are just empty calories of mass destruction — but even when you don't take them seriously, there are always some scenes that you just can't excuse. We've collected the most infuriating moments from the biggest disaster movies. [io9] -
#offensive
"How Do You Draw Asian Women?"
"A lot of people have asked that question… Start off with a basic shape… [Add] beautiful eyes and a small nose…" Um, what? [BuzzFeed via The Awl] -
#id4
Roland Emmerich Planning Not One, But Two Independence Day Sequels
Apparently one movie isn't enough to contain all the ideas Roland Emmerich has for his follow-up to Independence Day. The director is planning to make two sequel films, and he already has a punny title in mind. [io9] -
#tweetbeat
Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay wouldn't mind Lady Gaga's bear-coattails, Martha Stewart's dogs murdered an opossum, and Hugh Hefner has liked blondes in their 20s since the '30s. More »
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