<![CDATA[Comments from saysaudrabarkley]]> <![CDATA[Comments from saysaudrabarkley]]> <![CDATA[saysaudrabarkley commented on Saint Angelina, Brad & The Twins Hit Cannes]]> @misshoax:
No, you are not the only one who is very, very, very tired of Brangelina! Speak up, my friend!

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<![CDATA[saysaudrabarkley commented on Saint Angelina, Brad & The Twins Hit Cannes]]> @angryblackgurl:
She looks nice in this photo (& happy!) but those tattoos are trashy...at least she had the Billy Bob tattoo removed.

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<![CDATA[saysaudrabarkley commented on Keira Wears The (Mom) Pants In The Family]]> Pretty Keira, homely jeans..uh oh, I used the word "homely" again in a sentence regarding an actress...my deepest apologies to all those I've offended!

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<![CDATA[saysaudrabarkley commented on The First American <i>Sex & The City</i> Movie Review <i>Revealed At Last!</i>]]> @SpicyTamale πβɸ:
Lord above...how 'bout "incredibly unattractive" for a supposed beauty & fashion icon? Don't want to offend your delicate sensibilities here on Jezebel, a board renowned for celeb snarkiness...& for the record, I don't dislike Sarah, so yeah, lighten up.

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<![CDATA[saysaudrabarkley commented on Lori Drew Indicted For Inviting Megan Meier To Touch Her "Snake"]]> The internet can be a sick, twisted place for sick, twisted people. Perhaps this will be a life lesson for all other "Lori Drews" out there. This Megan Meier story is such a tragic one.

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<![CDATA[saysaudrabarkley commented on The First American <i>Sex & The City</i> Movie Review <i>Revealed At Last!</i>]]> @Queen-of-Puddings:
Ditto.

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<![CDATA[saysaudrabarkley commented on The First American <i>Sex & The City</i> Movie Review <i>Revealed At Last!</i>]]> @mllej:
Feh.

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<![CDATA[saysaudrabarkley commented on The First American <i>Sex & The City</i> Movie Review <i>Revealed At Last!</i>]]> @mllej:
Dude, not cool.

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<![CDATA[saysaudrabarkley commented on The First American <i>Sex & The City</i> Movie Review <i>Revealed At Last!</i>]]> @SpicyTamale πβɸ:
It's a joke on actresses with 3 names...so lighten up, this is a fun board. Sarah Jessica Geller is what I call her.

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<![CDATA[saysaudrabarkley commented on Claudia Schiffer Does Not Exactly Have Much To Hide]]> Now that's a great cover.

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<![CDATA[saysaudrabarkley commented on Disembodied Hollywood Heads Try, Fail To Upstage Angelina Jolie]]> Can never get enough of publicity shy Angelina!!!

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<![CDATA[saysaudrabarkley commented on The First American <i>Sex & The City</i> Movie Review <i>Revealed At Last!</i>]]> Sorry, but I think Sarah Jessica Geller is a homely woman. Good for her that she makes a comfortable living as an actor, but she really needs to stop selling herself as a beauty and fashion icon. Nothing against her personally, but it's just ridiculous.

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<![CDATA[saysaudrabarkley commented on Misogyny Among Monkeys Is "Natural Behavior"]]> "Once again, it's my fault"...How I love Letterman.

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<![CDATA[saysaudrabarkley commented on "Woman-Girl Syndrome": Hollywood's Latest Malady]]> @hatepaperdoll:
Poor Drew Barrymore also suffers from the unfortunate way she speaks out of the left side of her mouth...with a slight lisp...I watch her & think "Can't she do something about that?"

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<![CDATA[saysaudrabarkley commented on Julia Roberts Gives City Infrastructure A Stern Talking-To]]> @CreoleSugar:
Yeah, Julia's pissed cuz she just got caught again parking in the handicapped space! How do I hate this "Moderately Attractive Woman" let me count the ways...

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<![CDATA[saysaudrabarkley commented on Great Scot: Ewan McGregor Shops At Fred Segal?]]> Come to me Ewan...turn left...I said LEFT damnit!

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<![CDATA[saysaudrabarkley commented on Mandy Moore, Ryan Adams Have Heart-To-Heart About That Hair]]> @dictatorforpeace:
Yep, Ryan is tryin'on Kurt Cobain -Ryan should have his own musical style & fashion style by now, but he's always having an identity crisis.

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<![CDATA[saysaudrabarkley commented on Liv Tyler's Son: Little Lord Corduroy]]> @TaraIncognita:
Oh, I think Milo is cute & looks NOTHING like his father(who is just odd looking)

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<![CDATA[saysaudrabarkley commented on Zahara: Shopping With Shiloh Is Stupendously Boring]]> Not the most flattering photo of these 3 - Zahara reminds me of Flavor Flav in this shot.

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<![CDATA[saysaudrabarkley commented on Not So Chill O'Reilly]]> Oh God, Bill O'Reilly has always been & will always be a hack tabloid moron, no matter what channel he happens to be on. What a vile little man. It dawned on me who this tool reminds me of - the cowardly, sniveling "Frank" from the old tv show "MASH."

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<![CDATA[saysaudrabarkley commented on Mom-To-17 Michelle Duggar Set To Birth Another Damn Baby]]> @Lady Skittlehattington:
I love Monty Python's The Meaning of Life!

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<![CDATA[saysaudrabarkley commented on Peace Out, Bon Jovi]]> @BAngieB:
Jeez, laugh a little, huh?

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<![CDATA[saysaudrabarkley commented on Gwyneth Paltrow Expresses Concern Over Italian Cobblestones]]> @♥ dosido ☮:
Sorry if I seemed too harsh on her looks, but what irks me is Gwyneth presents(& sells) herself as some sort of beauty, but clearly she is no such thing. Tricks & advertising.

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<![CDATA[saysaudrabarkley commented on <i>What Happens in Vegas</i>: Almost As Bad As Ashton's Acting Skills]]> Studios should pay these two lunkheads to STOP making films.

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<![CDATA[saysaudrabarkley commented on Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won]]> David Letterman will always be the King of Comedy. I love & adore him!

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<![CDATA[saysaudrabarkley commented on Angelina Jolie: Blurry Baby Mama]]> @AGreenEyeDevil:
Angie has a secret compartment for the Cheetos stash.

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<![CDATA[saysaudrabarkley commented on Angelina Jolie: Blurry Baby Mama]]> Taking a stroll around "the patio."

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<![CDATA[saysaudrabarkley commented on <i>Summer of My German Soldier</i>: Springtime for Hitler (Part I)]]> My mom has the film on VHS & it is one of the most beautiful, heartbreaking things I've seen...I get weepy just thinking about it!

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<![CDATA[saysaudrabarkley commented on Gwyneth Paltrow Expresses Concern Over Italian Cobblestones]]> I knew she had a terrible profile, but this photo makes her chinless...yikes.

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<![CDATA[saysaudrabarkley commented on Mom-To-17 Michelle Duggar Set To Birth Another Damn Baby]]> I cast my baby name vote for JUST SAY NO.

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<![CDATA[saysaudrabarkley commented on Mom-To-17 Michelle Duggar Set To Birth Another Damn Baby]]> Stop fucking already, or put a lock on it people.

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<![CDATA[saysaudrabarkley commented on Deadbeat Dad Shows Up Stoned In <i>Judge Judy</i>'s Court]]> My fave Judge Judy expressions: "I'm speaking!" "Um is not an answer" & if she throws down a "Madam" on you, it's all over.

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<![CDATA[saysaudrabarkley commented on Gwyneth Is Treated Like (Faux) Royalty]]> @Meg:
I think the next scent will be "Unbearable."

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<![CDATA[saysaudrabarkley commented on Gwyneth Is Treated Like (Faux) Royalty]]> @Archetype:
Funny how Gwyneth made Estee Lauder stink.

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<![CDATA[saysaudrabarkley commented on "Chronic Male Horniness" Is Not An Excuse For, Well, Anything]]> @hortense:
Of course I was not referring to ALL men, just the masters of douchebaggery featured today.

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<![CDATA[saysaudrabarkley commented on Two Girls, One Cup? Meet Two Cats, One Treadmill]]> I just hope OK GO doesn't get a hold of this cat video...

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<![CDATA[saysaudrabarkley commented on "Chronic Male Horniness" Is Not An Excuse For, Well, Anything]]> Men are intellectual? Seldom, but they do need to take responsibility for their wandering dicks. The "boys will be boys" bullshit should be buried once and for all.

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<![CDATA[saysaudrabarkley commented on Peace Out, Bon Jovi]]> Jon should catch a cab & never return. BLECH.

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<![CDATA[saysaudrabarkley commented on Jason Bateman: Be Strong, Weary Traveler]]> Jason is a hottie in a hoodie.

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<![CDATA[saysaudrabarkley commented on An Early Happy Mother's Day!]]> OMG, I love him/her! "What is burning?"
More please.

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