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"He's cute stoned."

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"I don't mind if someone stares at me."

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"Cornell makes me shudder."

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"@clevernamehere: Excuse me."

ruedebuci commented on Cleavage At Work: Yay Or Nay?

"I saw a medical student going into clinic wearing a low-cut frock showing cleav."

ruedebuci commented on Mischa Barton Matches Sneakers To Year Of Birth

"Just auditioned for Hair..."

ruedebuci commented on Are you there God? It's me,

"This showbiz will chew you up and spit you out, they say."

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"He's scraggly."

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"It's the angle of the camera that makes his hand small."

ruedebuci commented on Cindy Crawford: Once A Model, Always A Model

"Once a model, always a LI mom."

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"I can check him."

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"sad ballerina slippers."

ruedebuci commented on Amy Winehouse Looks Bloody Awful

"Her hair is so big it gets its own zip code."

ruedebuci commented on Jude Law Turns His Back On His Dreams

"You and me in paradise.."

ruedebuci commented on OMFG: Serena's Big Secret

"I'm sure by "killing someone" she meant "causing someone with congenital heart problems to have a heart attack while she was deep throating him"."

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"Julia Allison: half woman, half robotic spider."

ruedebuci commented on Zinczenko—Designated Magazine Industry Hottie—Passes The Torch

"Do you have to be really hot and aryan looking to be editors for these sporno publications masquerading as fitness magazines?"