Topsyjane commented on Pregnant Celebrities Either "Fat" Or Liars, Says Tabloid Media

"@morninggloria: So we can look forward to the future VOGUE cover story on Kidman and the blurb: "What Angelina did was WAY cool.""

Topsyjane commented on Law & Order's Heath Ledger Story Nothing Like Actual Heath Ledger Story

"I'm hoping the writers are as creative phoning in the names of the characters in the episode as they were in their version of Nancy Grace - Faith Yancy."

Topsyjane commented on InTouch Christmas Party Dilemma: Pay to Bring Your Spouse or Cheat for Free?

"@JLynRedux: You can't spell "Weehawken" without 'weak'."

Topsyjane commented on InTouch Christmas Party Dilemma: Pay to Bring Your Spouse or Cheat for Free?

"I browsed this quickly and just saw 'Bauer on Broadway' without the company name and thought it was for FOX."

Topsyjane commented on Toy Story

"@JinxyMcDeath: Me too!"

Topsyjane commented on Toy Story

"@hatepaperdoll: All kids love LOG!"

Topsyjane commented on This Week In Tabloids: Jolie's Joyous, Heidi's Hitched, Britney's Bulimic

"@dirtybee says we bee obama jammin: Ever see a narwhal?"

Topsyjane commented on What Loudmouth Movie Critic Bashed the 'Old Putz' His Son Was Hired to Replace?

"@Understater: And he hit every douchey branch on the way down from the douche tree."

Topsyjane commented on Pulp Fiction

"In the movie version of NIGHTMARE ALLEY the girl from the cover of the above paperback is nearly arrested by a small town sheriff because of her garb, but is talked out of it by her carny co-worker Stan."

Topsyjane commented on Texas Cheerleaders Charged With Hazing • Kitty Born With Two Faces

"On the topic of the ten year-old with the 'to kill' list - today I learned that my five year-old niece "Carly" came home sobbing that she didn't ever want to go back to school."