Can we please get drunk some sunday and go to the Oprah Store?

401 North Michigan, next to the Tribune and across from the Wrigley building. It's the one with the Giant King Leer statue in the plaza.

You will know me. I will be the one rolling on the floor, rubbing mini corn dogs all over my body.

FYI, it's appetizer bar this Friday, the 22nd at my office building. Jalapeno poppers, potato skins and mini quiches as far as the eye can see...

I have been admiring your username from afar for a while. I don't think I ever grew out of my incredible six-year-old love for unicorns.

Thank you, funny lady. You were hilarious, too!

I got the Wakefields of Sweet Valley for pennies plus shipping! Man, they really do get you. I sell, and I do not get that whole shipping credit.

Okay, I will get them! God bless Amazon Marketplace. I trolled used bookstores for half my teenage existence to accomplish what I now don't even have to leave home to do.

I don't know if you're still on the thread, but if you'd look, I posted a comment that some teenager left on SM's blog. Please, please take a look at it.Look, I'm totally sex-positive- TRUST me. But I think it's really disturbing that she gives out misinformation when teenagers worship her. I don't expect the editors to practice safe sex (ain't my life, but spreading misinformation SUCKS. Perhaps these teenagers would blindly worship anyone, but I think on a generally good, generally feminist, sex-positive site, the editors have an obligation to-if not encourage safe sex- then at least do no harm. It's heartbreaking if girls of 15 and 16 are taking them as good examples of sexual health. I understand we're all human-hell, I've done some DUMB things. But I would never brag about it-especially not if I were some teenager's 'hero'.It's bad news bears.

Hi! I just saw your message about the book club.

We need to be Facebook friends so I can invite you; Let me know your FB name, then I'll find you, friend you, and invite you.

-Jen