Magister commented on 'Ellen' Guest Goes Into Labor, Welcomes First Baby of the Apocalypse: UPDATE

"@Trixie from Toronto: The way she was looking around, kind of confused about what to do before the director hit the cue, obviously she had to robotically follow. (Though in all honesty, snark aside: I assume the director hit the cue, so that the camera could follow and a couple of "knowing" women swooped-in to lend assistance."

Lizawithazee commented on Everything In The News Will Piss You Off Today, Puppies And Presidents Edition

"@BreeDMN: Laura B's always hung with the Republican Dallas/Old Austin snootie tooties."

Lizawithazee commented on Random House CEO Pats Traumatized Publishing House on the Back

"I'd like to accept this award on behalf of all the people who really earned it, but whom I canned."

SisterMaryMartha commented on Teddies In Space • Australia Allows Singles & Lesbians A Shot At Fertility

"A 38-year-old man in Ohio claims to have accidently shot his estranged wife (whom he has previously assaulted) after the couple had sex."

cate3710 commented on Marilyn Manson: Same Lipstick, Different Dame

"@shananigans: Yeah, but Evan really changed herself to fit the type."

Khrushchev commented on My Underwear Is the Future of the Internet Economy

"@it takes a lot to laugh: Nope."

Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka commented on Everything In The News Will Piss You Off Today, Puppies And Presidents Edition

"@Megan: No, kitty is right. The link above shows the home of the Texas Rangers owner. The Bushes did buy two homes, but not the one pictured in the link above."

SinisterRouge commented on Real World Brooklyn Kids Don't Plan on Leaving New York Ever

"@Bottle-Of-Smoke: Oh I saw a picture of him recently: (maybe here?!) GROSSY!"

SinisterRouge commented on Real World Brooklyn Kids Don't Plan on Leaving New York Ever

"@uwsjezebella: YES!"