I blame women's magazines for the "obsessed" thing. You'll find that word on every page.
@Rosaxe: I was about to be all over you for that until I realized that you were actually quoting HB on that bone in the nose stuff. Jesus! Carry on.
@Alohamaid: Well, I for one have been waiting for someone -- please, SOMEONE! -- to consider on the impact of Jackie O. and Madonna on fashion. There is a real gap in the literature, there.
But- but-- Montell Jordan!
@Ting-a-ling: I used to do this in high school with my friends, was always roundly accused of being a lezebel. Which was cool.
My favorite part was when the Candie's guy was all, "Just because you're wearing high-heeled sexy shoes doesn't mean you should have a baby."
If this were anyone else, I'd be like forget it. But somehow I love her all the time, no matter what.
This is taking it back, but there was also the time when LC and Whitney went to Paris and didn't know how to pronounce "Givenchy."

I feel like this show is like, I have a lot of money and like to shop a lot, so I "am really into fashion." But you know, that's not exactly how it works, if you are trying to get a job in fashion. If you just want to be a socialite, that's cool.

A guy I knew in high school didn't know that women pooped until he was about 12 and was walking a neighbor's female dog, and.....
@battleaxonista: Duh, this pose how you get boobs + crotch in the same picture!
NYers may be jaded, but I have worked in Soho for 8 years and those lines always happen. NYers are also consumers extraordinaires. You should have seen when the "this is not a plastic bag" bag came out, holy crap.

I walked past today and I can't imagine anyone who was there munching on doughnut holes. What a joke.

@lalaland13: I am the same way, to an extent. But I read Marie Claire now for my lady mag fix that is light on the drive-you-man-wild sex tips.
@morninggloria: Sometimes I buy it because I'm like, "Oh, it can't be as bad as I remember it!" and invariably, it TOTALLY is. And worse, if I actually read any of the words printed inside.

Off to dash a few bites of Cheerios and perhaps one almond for lunch.

Also: I want to hire Britney Spears's dad to eternally arrive at the Vogue offices bearing southern-girl cheese grits.
There is also some serious photoshop of horrors happening in the Beyonce spread (see the photo of her artfully arranged against a wall... and her left arm is about 2 ft too short).
@that's not my name: Now all's they have is Meghan McCain. Which actually isn't seeming too bad, lately!
I found this segment to be totally creepy, paternalistic, insulting, and a whole bunch of other things besides. Oh, and judgmental. WhoTF are you, GMA, to ask me?
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