redblues commented on Why The Long Face, Paris Hilton?

"@Trixie from Toronto: I always just want to cover her with a tarp."

redblues commented on John Mayer's Wet Tee, Hard Nips, Hidden "Cargo"

"@phDuh: My estimation of his IQ dropped like a sandbag when I read he was dating her."

redblues commented on Speaking of peens: Tell all

"@Childfree Sexpot: HIV is usually transmitted by "sperm depositers" to quote the scientists in the book "And The Band Played On""

redblues commented on Is Jessica Alba Still In Character As A Blind Woman?

"I don't get it."

redblues commented on If You Can't Abide By My Rules, I'll Be Forced To Be Your Boyfriend Indefinitely

""I don't know where my head was at."

redblues commented on Hollywood Grand Dames, Now With Less Gwyneth

"@Lipservice: Maybe he really said "sexless stick" and your father didn't hear him right.@SinisterRouge: MJs video was preceded by about 10 years by a video for a song called "Cry" by Godley and Cream."

redblues commented on Bush Daughter To Wed, Possibly Reproduce; Deluge Drowns Lone Star State

"@SarahHeartburn: And he's no prize either."

redblues commented on Hey Bobby Trendy, XYZ: Examine Your Zipper

"@kgibbs: It will haunt my nightmares."

redblues commented on Just before Amy Winehouse

"Don't celebrities always get everything for free?"

redblues commented on Angelina Jolie, On The Hood Of A Car, Gripping A Gun

"That's not a gun it's her favorite sex toy."