raspberryjamba commented on "Can You Lose Your Virginity To A Dildo?"

"Lost my virginity to a candle!"

raspberryjamba commented on Is Diet Blogging Ultimately Bad For The Soul?

"@denna: Ya'll need to try drinking oo-long."

raspberryjamba commented on Katie & Suri Hoist Matching Hermès

"@Jemae: You know, you're totally right."

raspberryjamba commented on "Thinking About It Again, And Again, And Again": How Rumination May Link Art And Mental Illness

"@umm_okay: No kidding."

raspberryjamba commented on SNL: "I Believe Marriage Is Meant To Be A Sacred Institution Between Two Unwilling Teenagers"

"Yeah, I'd totally do Joe Biden."

raspberryjamba commented on Is There A Secret To Never Getting Sick?

"Sex. First sign of a cold, take tons of vitamin C, zinc, get in bed and masturbate until are so tired of continuos orgasm, you fall into deep, sound sleep."

raspberryjamba commented on Most infertility patients

"I was an egg donor three times, and it would piss me off if the couple who received my eggs sold them to another couple without paying me any more money."

raspberryjamba commented on Mo' Money Mo' Problems

"@hydrogen_jukebox: Wow, thought I was the only one. I offered up my piggy bank to my mom once because I could see she was worried about money."

raspberryjamba commented on Mo' Money Mo' Problems

"@badmutha: My mom told me she doesn't talk about money because as soon as people know you've got money, they pressure you to borrow it."

raspberryjamba commented on What A Girl Needs: A Response To Vogue's Vapid Plum Sykes

"But what do I WANT? I don't know... I have everything I want right now, and the things I don't have are either beyond my control (world peace, stricter environment protection laws, zero population growth), or won't take twelve years to accomplish (savings account, $0 debt, being a better baker, buying a stunning piece of art). That's the problem with these lists."