ellagood commented on Michael Medved Becomes Sentient, Self-Aware, Will Soon Turn Against Creators

"didn't he used to review movies?"

ellagood commented on Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Done Up In Noir

"they look so...glib. also, tom is sitting on, like, eight phone books."

ellagood commented on Women's Wear Daily Horns In On Our Dirty Headlines

"the juxtaposition of EYE and ORAL always makes me cringe."

ellagood commented on Puppycam Shiba Inus Are Leaving the Nest

"i'd like a live shiela cam for the last few weeks she's at the gawk.if only to see denton's ass crack when he bends over to give her a check."

Cultmember commented on Presidential Theater: Earlier

""Viggy Viggy, you have been a bad monkey!""

Trixie from Toronto commented on My Underwear Is the Future of the Internet Economy

"@bjonston: A fitting handle, really."

Trixie from Toronto commented on 'Ellen' Guest Goes Into Labor, Welcomes First Baby of the Apocalypse

"@taraniso: It wasn't even a commercial."

Trixie from Toronto commented on 'Ellen' Guest Goes Into Labor, Welcomes First Baby of the Apocalypse

"@SunnydaZe10: And when you watch the full clip on Ellen's website, it looks even worse."

Seth commented on Shenae Grimes's Shit Don't Stink Above The 49th Parallel

"@Leviticus_71: And Spike sounds a lot like Spock, making it the far better choice in this instance."

WGARefugee commented on Shenae Grimes's Shit Don't Stink Above The 49th Parallel

"I clicked on a story about rearing beaver and all I got was a skanky mossback."