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"It's like walking up a murky stream filled with stones."

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"How has a woman that freaking ugly become so freaking famous?"

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"Hatin' on Paris is so au currant."

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"They're so serious."

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"The reason these models are so thin is so they can look like teenage girls."

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"The lady takes care of herself."

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"I think Oprah meant how does it work physically without there being peen present--which is the single stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life!"

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"The Rev."

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"Aiieeee."