she is the intellectual equivalent of the copy/paste function... though that goes for the vast majority of hipsterdom
so those adorable indian kids he sold me weren't genuine Slumdogs?
too bad she's a Grifter Browns = witty, great tattoo, terrible hemlmet
he was all over chloe sevigny at LIT the other night
aw, she says that cause she LIKES you silly
ian fleming can't write evil villains this perfect. was he stroking a cat while his "date" stroked leo's head?
dunleavy used to drunkely call in his stories from borrowed cell phones at night, presumably to someone who would then transcribe (re-write) the drunken gibberish into NY Post english (or is there an alliteration machine i don't know about?). Dunleavy knew what we always suspected: typewriters and their fancy cousins the computers are for pussies, communist pinkos, and communist pussy pinkos. Go Palin!
it's not as cool as the diamond covered zizenko skull he's gona get this valentine's though
if you ask any europeans where they want to go in new york they always say zeee box. good to see simon's slapping asses and putting the fading profits up his nose as the club fizzles, it's the right way to go out.
sometimes Norm's daughter just wants to go where everybody knows cocaine and they're always super stoked you came
she's at Freeman's?
a week before she gets fucked by the Beatrice coke greek
you are a gossip columnist yourself, so it's a little strange to be so pious ("you deserved it stern!" repent now!") ... come on, dude basically ran straight into a really nasty, vindictive wall of money and made a few bonehead errors, but he doesnt come off as such a villanous character, as opposed to the rest of the people in his sad story (such as gawker, and therefore, you).. also, it's odd that you are imploring someone to repent, since that is what gawker editors do (in print mind you) after about 2 years of slinging mud there (jessica coen, that one on the cover of ny times mag, etc) ... which publication are you thinking of publishing your public mea culpa in?
wait, isn't clinton and yucaipa's mission supposedly to develop minority owned businesses? isn't that the pr spin they were pushing? giving 100 million to the catholic church hardly seems to fit the bill...something was not right with this deal from the jump, on both sides
that was so BETA
and to think that someone with such upstanding business partners like clinton and burkle could be shady...
they should do a combo value pack trial with jeffrey epstein and save the taxpayers some loot.
is that the new Starbucks uniform?
go suck a fake dick fake slut
that shit ain't funny
