"Aw, I got so excited when I saw the soap styled gift certificates because I thought they were belt buckles.
And, I guess, I thought I could order them from 1986."
"I always felt like Sam was kinda hanger-on-ish when Lindsay was a mess and passing out left and right, but they're cute together sober - increasingly so."
"Maybe in the wake of the backlash, he'll come running back to B'more, and somehow stumble drunk and deflated down to DC, just heartbroken enough to lower his standards and look my way."
"@ clare: I don't know if it was a Spitz homage, but if you check the NBC olympics site, they have photos of Phelps arriving in Beijing sporting a serious handlebar mustache."
"Squash and being Hitler 4(?) is going to seem so uninteresting on, like, the third day of freshman year when Miss Plano is slogging off her hangover at the dining hall and trying to pretend she doesn't remember hooking up with that totally ugly dude who happened to be the last guy to approach her last night at the only dive bar to take her fake Jersey ID."
"Well, because I'm a fantastic reporter and all, I googled "Theano AMC" and got this:
"As vice president of publicity, talent relations and promotional events for AMC, Theano Apostolou leads the network's consumer communications for original ..."
So seriously..."
"Hi, old person, who knows about horse and buggy days, needs someone to get the mail and has distant and uninvolved children, yet is schooled in the ways of CRAIGSLIST and the INTERWEB."
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