pirate_eggie commented on There's A Reason The Name Tucker Rhymes With…

"@LauraRebecca: Agreed."

pirate_eggie commented on Food For Thought: It's What's For Dinner

"My potluck with grad student friends consisted of the following: Vegetarian stuffing Tofurkey (I tried some, nothing compares to the real thing) Falling-off-the-bone crock pot turkey breast on the bone - my roommate made this and it was unreal how tender it was Mashed potatoes with like a pound of butter and sour cream Baked corn casserole Roasted cauliflower Homemade cranberry sauce Green beans Marble cake Cherry cheesecake Pecan pie Multiple bottles of Two Buck Chuck chard, sparkling wine, and another glorious $2 cab sauv/shiraz I got from Fresh and Easy"

pirate_eggie commented on This Week In Tabloids: Jolie's Joyous, Heidi's Hitched, Britney's Bulimic

"According to that "Then/Now" feature on Eva Longoria, I am am a gluttonous food-guzzling she-beast of a heifer."

pirate_eggie commented on Lemony Goodness

"I still love Sesame Street for these two recent segments: Law and Order: Special Letters Unit Feist on Sesame Street:"

pirate_eggie commented on IKEA Employee Steals $400,000 In Less Than A Year

"@Dead Wrestlers Society: And he should only be allowed to use the dinky Allen wrench that comes with the flat pack."

pirate_eggie commented on US Airways Loses Your 83-Year-Old Mother

"@Triborough: The first and last time I flew US Air, my flight was three hours late and they smashed my luggage and refused to reimburse me for the damaged goods. Yep. I don't know why I was surprised."

pirate_eggie commented on "Cooking For One" Is Kind Of Like, Well, Regular Cooking

"@peperony and chease: I'm the same way, but luckily I have not poisoned myself yet."

pirate_eggie commented on "Cooking For One" Is Kind Of Like, Well, Regular Cooking

"@Archetype: Thanks for the parm cheese tip...I've got a chunk and I have no idea what to do with it!"

pirate_eggie commented on The Playboy Store: An Assault On Good Taste

"@HipKitty: Hello, costume for next Halloween!"

pirate_eggie commented on I Was A Teenage Trend-Hater: Despising Twilight Is Big For Fall

"@CollegeBookworm: I KNOW!!!"